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Topics: Dogs, Cats, Hamsters

Sunday, 11 October 2009

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Denver, CO - According to my source, Mary Anibalcay, edible human food can be very good for your pet. Fa get about store-bought food, and just think "food" -- think human food .

Tons of pet owners fear feeding felines, for example, anything but pet-store-bought food. But Hey! No way to create a happy healthy animal by feeding that stinky stuff upon which the food merchants make money. Dogs and cats have a living food requirement; you are living, so you should understand this, right? Then why don't most people get it? Would you eat "dog food", if you could afford not to?

This is a big old problem; and one that can be very sad for pet owners.

Wake up. There's no way you can give your pet the best food it needs to thrive if you do not feed it live food. This should be a variety of fresh live foods.

So, your pet licks your hand. He is telling you, "I'd love to eat you." This can be hard for some pet owners to admit to.

My source Mary Anibalcay suggests starting with the neighbors, perhaps the ones that make too much noise early Sunday morning.

Work up to your children, saving yourself for desert.

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