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Wednesday, 12 August 2009

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A Massive Cock Today !

NASA and the European Space Agency have today announced that staff on the International Space Station have proof of alien visitation to earth.

Brad Cunnilinga of Nasa's Press relations team said today, "At 04:45 hrs today Anatoly Felchski Commander of the International Space Station reported that in a routine flypast over the Namib Desert, their very big cameras had picked up a hitherto unseen geographical anomaly. Commander Felchski giggled and nudged his colleagues when they realised that what they were seeing was in fact a humungous phallic symbol etched into the ancient desert sands. The astronauts set about taking a series of pictures and noted on their logs that it "appeared to be a big cock with hairy balls and had all spunk coming out of it !"

Our Lead Space Scientist Lord Thrusticus of Milt advised today that in order to be seen from space the cock would have to have been 200 miles long and sixty miles across, staff in Nasa's phallic anomaly team are currently using their ZX80 super computers to estimate the size of the balls.

Labour MP and Secretary of State for Childish Graffitti, Sir Algernon Hoop-runner said today "There is no natural explanation for the massive cock and balls spotted in the Namibian Desert, and so we can only surmise that it had to have been done by Martians or people from Venus. We will be claiming the monstrous member for posterity and hope to display it in the British Museum's Hall of Antiquities and todgers in the near future."

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