Obama environmental experts have been actively campaigning for protection for the brown and black bears. That is why so many were shocked this week as his administration left the white Polar bears out in the cold.
Polar bear Aryan brotherhood accused Obama of being uncolored blind toward the white bears: " Sure black and brown are beautiful...we love them in stews and on the grill but to forget the noble white Polar Bear is unforgiveable especially after so many of their hides paid for Obama's affirmative action scholarships.
The Environmental Protection Agency denied that color has anything to do with the differences in policies between black, brown and white bears. "If mixed race Barack Obama was biased about bears, the black and white panda would clearly be his favorite... get it black and white , like an oreo cookie...Obama, mullatto !?"
When it was pointed out that there are no Pandas in the US, a nameless EPA official said :" Wait till next year!"