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Topics: Gay, Star Wars, Robots, C3PO, R2D2

Friday, 1 May 2009

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The robot vicar who conducted the Civil Ceremony "very happy".

CP30 has married his long term partner Robo-cop in a civil ceremony and snubbed his co-star of over thirty years.... R2-D2.

The two robots have starred in all the 'Star Wars' films since 1978, but are barely on speaking terms. CP30 has been described by R2-D2 as having 'delusions of grandeur' and arrogant 'Englishness', while CP30 has stated R2-D2 is 'common', 'reeks of drinking- petrol' and is 'two short for high-brow conversation'.

On set the two robots barely speak and R2-D2 has to rehearse his lines with a microwave, while CP30 runs through the script with an upmarket Bentley.

CP30 has been dating Robo-Cop since 1986 where they met a Hollywood Robot convention. Gay robots were frowned upon in the eighties and both robots were linked with fellow female robots. CP30 has been linked with Tori Spelling while Robo-Cop was linked with Nicole Kidman.

They were both outed by fellow robot Perez Hilton on his celebrity website,where he discusses things that are blatantly obvious to idiots.

R2-D2 who is a 'straight' robot said "Beep! Beep! The whole thing makes me feel badly, poor Robot. Beep Beep There is such a sickness there. Whirrrrrr! It's so patently obvious that there is a psychosis there Beep Beep! I don't know what his original thing about me was Beep! I have no idea".

"Beep! Beep ! I didn't read his book that was printed many years ago, but apparently I didn't let somebody have a close-up Whirrr! I literally don't know him Beep!"

CP30 told reporters in a snooty voice " I posted R2D2 an invitation".

Later it was revealed Robo-Cop had written an invitation for R2-D2, but CP30 had posted it down the toilet saying "He can kiss my 'solid gold ass' if he thinks I want to spend the happiest day of my life being starred at by a cheap metal 'trash-can' on legs".

The current Miss USA was thought to be confused by the story, but 'praying' for everyone just the same.

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