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Topics: NASA, Mars

Monday, 3 November 2008

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Crude deposits in martian crevices...

Cydonia - (Alien Anal Mess): NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has sent back proof of vast subcutaneous deposits of benchmark crude in Martian crevices.

The news follows reports that the Mars Phoenix Lander has found a huge underground silo of UFO propulsion fuel and a 'skidmark' pipeline complex linking to the Face of Mars.

The craggy visage-like erection could be connected to a later discovered rock formation "that looks like the butt of an ancient Martian goddess".

The 1976 Mars Global Surveyor also sent back imagery of a Martian pyramid structure that NASA now believes is an alien forerunner of earth's Exxon-Mobil HQ in Texarse.

Neil Armstrong is stark raving bonkers.

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