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Sunday, 12 October 2008

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Tidbit may have opened more than her jaws

Omaha, Nebraska was the site of the first known Shark pathenogenesis or virgin birth. There a hammerhead female who had never been in a tank with a male in her life (or so she said...) Now another miracle birth has occurred in Virginia. An Atlantic Blacktip female named Tidbit conceives a pup without male contact of any kind.

Tragically Tidbit passed away and during the necropsy vetenarians found a baby blacktip shark with only female genes.

Crime scene investigators who had worked the Omaha supposed asexual reproduction case were brought to Virginia for consultation. Travel records and fingerprint evidence showed that Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol Palin's baby had been visiting both aquariums around the time of the shark conceptions. Johnston defended himself by showing police that his Myspace site clearly states that he does not want to have children.

Virginia authorities still want to question John Edwards.

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