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Tuesday, 8 July 2008

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The first "hater"

Science weekly - Scientists unearthed last week what they believed to be the origin of the first ever "cock-block". The remains of 3 "cavemen like" individuals where found near the Euphrates river in the Middle East. One was found near the river bank and the 2 nearby next to what was believed to be a ritual site for dancing.

Scientist Bob Brown made the following conclusion after a few days of investigating the dig site.

"Two of the specimens appeared to be male while the other was female. It looks as though the male found by the river was getting a drink for his mate when the other male made a move on the female."

"It's pretty clear what happened here. The guy was totally cock blocked."

This has proven a huge discovery in scientist on going search for "the haters grail", a mythical goblet that ancient "haters" believed to contain "Haterade". Little is known about the substance, but many believe it gave special powers that gave "haters" the ability to "cock-block" even the smoothest operator.

Until the recent discovery, the earliest account of a "cock-block" was guessed to have happened when God convinced the Virgin Mary to have his baby instead, then split leaving the responsibility to Joseph, who received no booty whatsoever.

However science has proven that the art of the "cock-block" originated well before then.

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