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Thursday, 10 April 2008

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Tetris built this house on rock and roll

Builders throughout the world will now receive their training by playing Tetris, rather than on building sites.

Mr Ron Cement from the society for master builders told us: 'This is a new government proposal that will save money, time and effort when it comes to training our new generation of builders. Of course, buildings will still be built, but they will be designed in Tetris, which will lead to a lot of post modernist houses being built'

Prime Minister Gordon Brown was not available for comment, but resting actor Bob the Builder asked 'Can we fix this? Yes we can' whilst Shaft asked 'Do you dig it?'

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