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Topics: Kids, STDs

Friday, 14 March 2008

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Pelvic Inflammatory Disease: When you turn your bath into a sewer

With 25% of US Female Teens infected with STD's most researchers expected to find significant numbers among US Teen Males.

To the surprise of every sexsual researchers from Masters and Johnson to Dr Ruth the results are in! Very few Teenie Males in the USA have got the bug.

Labs across America have been pondering this anomalous result. TheSpoof.cum, the sexsual organ of the satirical website has collected a variety of the preliminary theories:

From Dr MD PhD of Sanford:" When I was a teen those sluts my age weren't fuckin little boys like me. I suggest we test the 20 somethangs!"

Dr PhD MD from Haaavaard: "If there's no sign of a fox in the henhouse then look, my friend, to the hens! to the HENS!"

Epidemiologist Hotsie Totsie PhD: "Whether the stone hits on the pitcher or the pitcher hits on the stone it's goning to bad for the pitcher. In other words don't take a bath in in a sewer but don't REALLY turn your bath into a sewer!"

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