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Sunday, 18 November 2007

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A new government study costing $120 million found that women actually prefer male athletes over male coach potatoes, claims Department of Health and Human Services.

Democratic candidates at the debate Thursday night dismissed the findings as Republican rubbish. Paris Hilton said that she believes that if the athlete has as much money as the coach potato this is probably true.

The study also found that dancing was also an advantage for guys. Money did also show a distinct advantage, though more study was needed to verify that. Many women's groups were irate with the study, saying the study should have been done about what men prefer in females or not done at all.

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