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Tuesday, 9 October 2007

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Al Gore's most recent unauthorized biography "I Invented That" claims Al Gore not only invented the Internet but also invented North America long before Christopher Columbus discovered it.

In Anton Tarpley's riveting book he claims that in a previous plane of existence Al Gore was the famous Architect Angel "Erogla". Erogla was an Angel from the little known excluded book of the bible "Posterus" which means "Next". It's also sometimes referred to as "Genesis 2.0".

In the book of Posterus the details of the six days it took to create the heavens and the Earth are documented to very minute detail (it's a very large book which also explains its exclusion). Included in Posterus is the decision to make Unicorns taste like Teriyaki Chicken which led to their eventual extinction.

In Posterus the Architect Angel "Erogla" was responsible for the creation of North America, the Canary Islands and two of the Earths moons. The two elaborate moons were designed to orbit the Earth in such a manner as to keep the entire planet at a very comfortable 72 degrees year-round. But, do to budgetary concerns the moons were never constructed.

The book also claims that Al Gore's previous lives included the inventions of the Bagpipes, underwear and Lawn Gnomes.

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