Due to its inability to sell computers Apple has announced its first foray into the small kitchen appliance market with its new Ice Cream maker the I-sCream. Apple spokesman Jonathan Braeburn praised the new product by stating "not only can it download music and check your email, but it also has picture-in-picture video conferencing and makes a pretty darn good Neapolitan".
The $800 I-sCream will hit the market before Christmas along with their other new product the $500 I-Watch. The I-Watch, as Jonathan Braeburn explains " can not only download music and allow you to check your email but it also keeps pretty darn good time".
When questioned about the cost of the new I-sCream and I-Watch Mr. Braeburn explained: "Hey, if we can get people to pay $300 for a fancy MP3 player (I-Pod) and $600 for a fancy Blackberry (I-Phone) why not a $800 Ice Cream maker and a $500 Timex. I scream, you scream we all scream for bigger profits".
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