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Sunday, 2 September 2007

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Pahokee, Florida (IP) - Scientific tests conducted at Pahokee International University (PIU) indicate that McDonacDonalds (MacD's) hamburgers taste a lot better when they are wrapped in Burger Queen's wrappers.

The test results are considered 95% accurate because 100,000 12 year olds were used in the testing of the fast food products. The margin of error when using such a high number of test subjects is considered 5% plus or minus.

The MacD's burgers were wrapped in Burger Queen's wrappers and vice versa and the kids had no idea of the nature of the experiment.

The majority of these test subjects indicated that they were positive that the hamburgers in the Burger Queen wrappers tasted waaaaayyyyy better. They often threw out the Burger Queen burgers wrapped in MacD's wrappers after taking just one bite out of them.

PIU scientists walked away from the experiment totally confused. Did the fact that the burgers wrapped in the Burger Queen wrappers actually taste better because they were better or did the wrappers just make the kids think that the product was better because it came from where it came from?

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