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Topics: NASA, Mars

Tuesday, 10 February 2004

In a press conference held by the Beagle 2 lander late Tuesday morning, the lander made some comments pertaining to the previous conferences held by NASA and Mars.

"I haven't been eaten. I'm just lost in a crater" [CRUNCH!!!]

"Lose that you delicious bouncy ball robot treat!" screamed an ecstatic red planet.

Reporters were shocked. The Europeans were unphased.

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