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Monday, 7 May 2007

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The IWasteTime

Silicon Valley California - Steve Jobs announced the merchandising of a new fun way to waste time. It is a plastic box that comes in seven different cool colors and 5 different wires that you just fool around with and try to figure out what you can do with it.

It can be plugged in to an outlet or used with a battery pack and it is Windows, Linux, Mac capable. Jobs has revealed you can actually put the device on any platform you can find to put it on.

Prices range from $299.99 all the way up to $5000.00 for the adult version.

The device has seven blinking lights and makes funny noises when you twist it in certain directions.

Jobs, speaking to his stock holders, said that this flashy little piece of eye candy can even do the opposite of what a global positioning device does. "It can make you forget where you are going!"

The device will be in stores In March of 2008.

Jack Graiman

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