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Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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You can personalise the look of your own Wife-i

Leading technology experts believe that within the next 5 years men will no longer need women.

The shocking prediction came after Burn-in Bra; a top US robotics company announced its latest invention, The Wife-i.

Still only in trail, The Wife-i could be totally customised to do everyday chores such as cooking & cleaning, but also be programmed to enjoy watching sports.

A media representative from Burn-in Bra said:

"A series of upgrades will be released shortly after the launch. These updates include Wi-Fi connection to allow the Wife-I to retrieve information from the Internet; this will be dubbed the Wi-Fi Wife-i. Owners will also be able to purchase a Whinge Update, to give the Wife-i a more realistic persona".

Leading retail shops are already working on a program to 'hack' into the Wife-I through the Wi-fi connection. This could cause the robot to buy un-needed items on the owners credit card.

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