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Topics: Burger King

Wednesday, 28 March 2007

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BurgerKing Is Crowned For Humane Extermination Of Porks,Beefs and Chix Patties!

The Burger King of Humane Slaughter is the title sought after by multi-billion dollar international fast food giant Burger King!"No more choking or bashing of animals over the heads with clubs! When we murder, we will murder humanely! Anesthesia, lullabyes and a Dr Kevorkian Death machine from now on!", announced BK CEO, B. K. Ceo.

Animal rights advocates are thrilled with Burger Kings advances: "If only the other Fast-Food Giants would relinquish the inhumane extermination of ultimate human food (UHF). Clearly ultimate human food is what a pork, a beef or chix patty was born to be. But snuffing its life out like a death row inmate is just wrong!", according to Ani Mal-Luva, president of the Killing Them Softly League of American Butchers.

"A Bacon has the right to die with the dignity we offer a human fetus in a first trimester abortion. Just because you taste delicious does not justify hasty extermination. . . Who knows someday we may find that aborted Human fetuses (AHF) make great fast food!", argued Ms Mal-Luva of the KTSFLAB.

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