Following the Democratic Sweep of the House and Senate last November, President Bush enrolled in a Physics Course at Georgetown to familiarize himself with Nuclear Technology.
The president was excited by what he had learned on the course and explained his findings exclusively to The Spoof:
"You see -- uh -- your never too old to learn you see. For instance, I just learned that there's these things called atums you see. And these atums has what's called a nukulus. Now these nukuluses has what's called new trons and uhh -- well they're Free you see. But they allso has these things called pro trons and uh -- they're not Free -- but they Love freedom! They're Fighting for their Freedom and uh -- they are nukular freedom fighters! And sometimes that fight turns into an explosion -- and uh -- that results in a nukular weapon!
"A W.M.D. you see?!"
2 years and counting...