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Thursday, 22 February 2007

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One of many important warnings in new sensitivity to safety

Safety first! is the new motto of every product produced by every industry in every country. Lakes, pools, bays and oceans are now labeled "Drowning Hazard!" along with every pail,bucket and cup of tea!

"Do Not Eat!" is emblazoned on the side of little silicate packet used to dehumidify shoes because the tiny,white envelopes of moisture-absorbing granules look so very appetizing.

Rooftops have signs declaring 20 storeys: "A dangerous height to jump from!".

Clothesline now carries admonitions that: "This may be dangerous to swallow!".

Rat Poison is now labeled with an alarm that: "This should not be fed to infants!".

The English Channel shore on both banks is littered with signs reading: "Not a wading pool!".

Even religion ,with its fear of law suits since its multiple pedophilia-caused bankruptcies has started labeling its priests, ministers, yogis, imans, gurus and rabbis: "May be hazardous to children's health".

UN World Chieftain of Liability wants his motto to be known world-wide: "Risk is wrong! Run and Hide!".

And just a personal one from me: "Don't read this or your brain will implode"

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