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Topics: vagina, clitoris

Saturday, 17 February 2007

image for Male ignorance of female genitalia rampant
Bet she knows about the seat of power

London - (ReUterus): The International Symposium of Clinical Satirists meeting at the Groucho Club in Soho has heard from a leading Professor of Anatomy that up to 95% of adult males cannot correctly identify women's preferred sex organs and are fixated on the vagina birth canal as the ultimate female seat of power.

Professor V Smart from the World Stealth Organization told the audience that latest research proved that the clitoris is still pretty much a mystery to the average male who is convinced that the vagina is the root of all his problems.

"But of course, it isn't. It goes a lot deeper than that.

"And lampooning women's vaginas is one symptom of tension deface-it disorder which targets quasi-anaemic older males suffering from an irony deficiency.

"Getting laid often resolves the problem very quickly."

Professor V Smart is a world authority having sired ten children and amassed over $50 billion in his CitiBank checking account.

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