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Monday, 20 November 2006

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Warning - portal to another dimension, stand well back

A mystery that's been a mysterious phenomenon now for decades could be about to be explained. The Bermuda Triangle is no more than a portal to another dimension according to top scientist, Walter Todmorton, Research Fellow at the University of Stoke.

"All this hocus-pocus about paranormal activity is stuff and nonsense", says the bespectacled, goatee-bearded boffin, with that funny sort of ring of hair around the back of his head deal going on.

"It suits the media to hype this up but in all honesty it is simply explained by my portal theory"

Todmorton (51) has spent a while now assembling hard evidence in support of his theory. He showed The Spoof photographs of pan-dimensional creatures that he calls "Splingoes" and says that they prove his theory conclusively.

However we have to say that in our opinion and in common with most photos that make these kind of outlandish claims; all we can see is a green blurry thing, that in all honesty, could be anything at all.

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