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Thursday, 9 January 2014

image for Scientists discover socialist gene linked to incest and sexually transmitted diseases
Yuck! this one looks like Rafael Correa's

Los Angeles - Researchers at LA's Seedy Sign Eye Hospital & Institute of Medicalology have announced the discovery of a link between incest-related sexually transmitted diseases and the rogue genetic makeup of socialists from Karl Marx to Ecuador's Rafael Correa.

Their findings, published in the February 2014 edition of DNA Swab Monthly magazine, trace five thousand year-old incest descendants' bloodlines that keep popping up in the left wing genome.

"Yeah, it's bad news for Joseph Stalin and his great nephew Vlad ''The Impaler' Putin," the Institute's Professor Einstein Flintstone commented, "hard-wired to fuck up because of their commie roots."

The report traces ancient incest-related infections of chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhoea to the genetic make-up of snout-in-the-trough lefties currently poisoning gangster-created political scams such as the European Union.

"Mutations of the chromosomal rubbish apparently appear in 90% of modern politicians' genetic makeup," Flintstone continued, "often masquerading as the 'caring, sharing' gene."

This cuts no ice with LA researchers whose discoveries show a chameleon-like genetic substance often sugar-coats their newly-discovered deviant strains.

An extended edition of the research papers is published elsewhere here on this site.

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