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Saturday, 6 April 2013

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Richard Dawkins

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is yet again making the headlines.

During a debate, Dawkins is asked "how do you justify scientific method?", to which Dawkins reels of a list of scientifically provable examples, such as successful medicine, planes flying, cars driving, computers computing and putting rockets onto the moon etc. Using his clever cunning and exemplary deceit though, he steers clear of anything to do with origins and evolution. As his grand finale he sums his response with "it works.......bitches".

We asked our resident actual scientist for his reaction "well it does clear up the puzzler as to whether Dawkins understands science or not. When he confuses evolution, a faith based notion with no scientific evidence whatsoever, with science - which he clearly knows is proven by scientific evidence and repeatable demonstration, it clears the idea that he is befuddled as to what science actually is. He purposefully stayed clear from anything to do with evolution, which he evidently knows is not scientific. Now that he has explained to his followers what science is, it is obvious that evolution does not fall into this category, and that his constant ranting that evolution is science is a pack of lies. Bitches!"

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