For most of us, unsolicited emails advertising Viagra and other sexual paraphernalia are simply a part of life. Most of us receive them in our 'Spam' folder and delete them without ever looking at them.
But for Marv Kuntz the story has taken a very different twist.
"I started answering these emails I was getting, and bought pretty much every gizmo going. The ones that attracted me most were those who promised a bigger, better erection as I had a very small willy."
Kuntz told us that he has spent in the region of nine thousand dollars (around five thousand pounds) on equipment which has left him with a thirty eight foot penis.
"I always said if a Genie ever gives me three wishes I was going for money, immortality and a massive cock. World peace, racial equality and the abolition of disease can wait for someone who cares."
Mr. Kuntz told us, "I now regret the whole thing. I have to take a wheelbarrow where ever I go, and am required to wear a siren whenever I walk round a corner."
Mr. Kuntz's girlfriend joked, "I used to call it a Weapon of Mass Destruction, not because it was big, but because it was so hard to find. The first time we slept together he put it in my hand, in the dark, and I told him I didn't smoke. That really hurt his feelings. Now he hurts my, well, just about everything."
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