Written by Hydrogen Balloon
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Saturday, 17 September 2011

image for SETI Begins Beaming 'Sgt Pepper' And 'Dark Side Of The Moon' Into Outer Space
Music For Aliens

Arecibo, Puerto Rico-- The SETI Project (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) has begun beaming classic rock music into Outer Space. SETI project managers are hoping aliens will like the music and respond. They have already transmitted the Beatles's 'Sgt Pepper' album and Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon'. The managers promise to never send any music from Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga.

The SETI Project used to beam things like prime numbers and arithmetic algorithms into space. The managers decided that mathematics was too boring and nerdish. Someone got the idea to send some great music instead.

"Music is the universal language--not mathematics." said noted astronomer Dr. Karl Saygun. "Why would space aliens travel bbbbillions and bbbbillions of miles to discuss prime numbers?"

Managers at the SETI Project will also send music by the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin and the Grateful Dead, beginning next week.

"All this music explains everything space aliens need to know about the human race." said Dr. Saygun "We don't intend to send any music by Jusin Bieber--we don't want the aliens to attack us!"

Make Hydrogen Balloon's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 1?

4 25 5 1

Go to top