Funny story:  Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced an exciting new breakthrough in the medical world. The Apricot Company which is based in Tarzana, California has just placed on the market the new iCamera 9000. A spokesperson f...
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US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

The US Department of Commerce has not renewed a contract with ICANN, the private, independent US-based organization which has ably overseen worldwide issuance of web addresses/URLs. Our reporters have learned that supervisory authority over the...
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Long Island and NYC on red alert as huge asteroid promises dazzling Vernal Equinox flypast

New York - Astrologers are still working on the karmic implications of the phenomenon which will create a once-in-a-lifetime shadow path transiting much of the New York City tri-state area - as if the East Coast needs such a reality check! Mostly...
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Funny story:  NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

HOUSTON - The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center has just received word about a malfunction with the land rover Curiosity. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that Curiosity's computer has sent back a message saying that its odometer i...
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Funny story:  China Tells NASA That They Would Like To Buy A Space Shuttle

China Tells NASA That They Would Like To Buy A Space Shuttle

HONG KONG - The Chinese government has contacted NASA and conveyed to them that they would like to purchase a space shuttle. A Chinese spokesperson stated that they want to ship the space shuttle to Hong Kong where it will be placed in the soon to...
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Arizona May Ban Facebook

PHOENIX - The latest item on the lame duck agenda list of Governor Jan Brewer is the possibility of banning Facebook from the state. Governor Brewer spoke with American Spotlight Magazine's Lexington Waterbuck and informed him that she has receive...
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NASA Tells Russia That If They Invade The Ukraine NASA Will Stop Supplying Them With Satellite Parts

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesman, told the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center news media that they have sent a warning to President Putin of Russia. Timmelfarb stated that if Putin invades the Ukraine then NASA will immediately terminate pro...
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Funny story:  Scientists discover secrets of "twilight zone"

Scientists discover secrets of "twilight zone"

VANCOUVER, CANUCKS -- Scientists have often speculated (i. e., theorized) as to what might lie within Mother Earth's "twilight zone," the space between her epidermis, or "upper crust," and her dermis, or "lower mantle." They once believed (i. e., hyp...
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True Facts From Snoops #1345

When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.


 
Funny story:  A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...
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Funny story:  Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

A study by the Bureau of Pornographic Affairs, a agency of the United States Secret Service-with an accent on "Vice"-has come to the conclusion that the majority of pornographers operating within the United States are still using WindowBlinds some fi...
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Funny story:  The iPhone TaskForce Sets Sail From Tokyo

The iPhone TaskForce Sets Sail From Tokyo

Tokyo (STT News) - A new iPhone case that is set to take the world by storm was unveiled today at the Smartphones Rule the World hardware convention in Tokyo. It's called the 'TaskForce' and it has already pushed aside the much-heralded TaskOne case...
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Funny story:  Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Albuquerque, NM - New Mexico's bighorn sheep will be outfitted with chic new collars, complete with miniature radio receivers in a desperate attempt to keep the endangered animals from becoming extinct. An "army" of scientific researchers, equipped w...
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Funny story:  A California College Has Been Given A $17.3 Million US Government Grant To Study The Mating Habits of The Hummingbird

A California College Has Been Given A $17.3 Million US Government Grant To Study The Mating Habits of The Hummingbird

CARPINTERIA, California - The faculty at Left Coast College located in Carpinteria, California is thrilled at having just learned that the United States government has agreed to provide them with a $17.3 million grant. The grant is being provided...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Reveals North Korea Breached Alaskan Servers

Kim Jong Un Reveals North Korea Breached Alaskan Servers

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he did in fact give the order for his director of computers, to breach the Internet servers in Alaska. The leader of North Korea told The Rice Paddy National News Agency that he did so because...
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

SAGINAW, Michigan - One of the most highly respected astrological observatories in the world has just made an unbelievable discovery. Scientists at The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory in Saginaw, Michigan report that they have located an...
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Funny story:  Bolivia Is Furious That Russia Has Hacked Into Their Government Computer

Bolivia Is Furious That Russia Has Hacked Into Their Government Computer

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Reports coming out of the South American country of Bolivia report that President Montero Santa Cantina is extremely furious with the Russian government. It seems that El Presidente has learned that Russian operatives were able t...
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