Science & Technology
Cloning the Woolly Mammoth: Discoveries of possible DNA samples suggest that hunters have the rare opportunity to annihilate the Mammoth in the 21st century.
Science Daily: New York, NY. Geneticists and Members of The National Hunting Association have formed an alliance to galvanize research and fund one of the greatest feats of the 21st century, to resurrect the Woolly Mammoth, hunt it, and kill it.
NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars
NASA have confirmed that their next planned mission to Mars in 2015 will involve sending a full-armed, armour plated rover named Killbot-X231. The rover, based on the current Mars Expedition Rover will contain both conventional and nuclear arms capab...
Studies Show Ritalin Really Works!
DES MOINES- A study from the University of Des Moines was conducted recently to learn about the true effects of Ritalin on children and teens. One student by the same of Harry Christiansen hypothesized that Ritalin works only because of the Placebo E...
Joe Flacco's Salary Enters the Van Allen Belt
Scientists discovered Joe Flacco's contract details in the new third radiation belt around Earth.
Baltimore Ravens quarterback and Super Bowl winner Joe Flacco has gone into outer space with his new high water mark in payroll. His salary is out of...
New Internet Service To Revolutionize Computer World
Apparently, Star Trek is Real
Curiosity on Mars: Life's a Beach Ball
CIA Drone Blows Up Google Driverless Car
Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon
In his documentary Brian Cox mentioned that the Apollo astronauts read the story of Earth's creation from the Book of Genesis from the bible.
Christians everywhere rejoiced when they heard the beautiful scripture read on Christmas Eve 1968 and saw...
Disabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters
Disabled mall cops will not be unemployed thanks to Pride Mobility's new range of police specification mobility scooters.
The range includes light, medium and heavy duty scooters fitted with police equipment such as full emergency LED light packages...
Owning a dog good for the heart: RISK
New studies have shown that owning a dog can be good for your heart, but has the risk of exposing you to malodorous digestive byproducts commonly produced in the large intestine when certain bacteria are present in combination with certain foodstuffs...
World's Hairiest Astronaut is not Iranian
Fifty six year-old American space chimp Bobo says that the simian astronaut that was allegedly sent into orbit by Iran is not the hairiest of all time. "That record doesn't even go to me," he said, "but to a guy called Shepherd B. Armstrong."
It...
Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
New Mammogram Machine to Feature Celebrity Hands
Los Angeles, CA - The world first mammogram machine featuring celebrity hands has been authorized for testing in a Beverly Hill Hospital. The prototype, known as the Richard Gere 1, is actually autographed by the famous actor and has breast supports...
Higgs Bozo Found
The interdisciplinary science of Quantum Genetics has discovered a special type of Bozo called Higgs. Believed to be the most stupid person on earth, he was found cleaning the toilets at a fast food outlet in the US.
What makes him so remarkable i...
Friday's 'Ring of Fire' solar eclipse will transit Pacific Ring of Fire seismic zone
Pacific Ocean - An annular eclipse in the Earth sign of Taurus will trace a path across the world's most volatile tectonic zone on Friday.
Beginning around half-past midnight GMT the 'Ring of Fire' cakewalk will take in a notorious seismic quagmir...
Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six
Famed scientist Stephen Hawking, a kin of Albert Einstein in the cosmology of odds and evens, has claimed the Boston Celtics' fate is in the hands of quantum fluctuations.
Hawking told an audience of eggheads whose brain is in the shape of a baske...
NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself
To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash!
The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has...
Mother's Day comet returns after 110,000 years
Europe - Revered by the ancients as an omen of catastrophe Comet 2011 L4 Panstarrs will be nearing perihelion over British skies on Mothering Sunday next week.
Its flight path is being videoed from the International Space Station which monitors an...
The Ultimate Modern Humor Article
Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustingly searching for clues on how to adapt comic articles to our modern times. With the increased dumbing down of the intellect imposed on the public by our schools, magazine...
Red Sox Suffer from Junk DNA
Before you get your knickers in a twist, we will not expose the Red Sox junk this time.
Science has just learned that the Boston baseball team has over 98% of useless DNA. Most teams like the Yankees have cut their useless DNA to a minimum, but th...
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