Science & Technology
Curiosity on Mars: Life's a Beach Ball
Your tax dollars are hard-at work.
Up there on Mars, the manly god of war planet, in the red clay of the surface, our cheeky little rover is having a grand old time.
Without a men's room in the vicinity, the rover has had nowhere to peddle...
Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon
In his documentary Brian Cox mentioned that the Apollo astronauts read the story of Earth's creation from the Book of Genesis from the bible.
Christians everywhere rejoiced when they heard the beautiful scripture read on Christmas Eve 1968 and saw...
Kell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire
Kell computers are everywhere. Kell states that over 70% of US public schools and 60% of businesses with computers own Kell computers. They are also popular amongst many homeowners as well. However, many Kell owners are at risk of becoming homeless,...
Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!
Russian scientists have drilled through layers of antarctic ice and taken samples from a lake believed to be - by them - 15 million years old.
On analysis, these new lifeforms remain as bacteria, rather than growing limbs, heads, breasts, eyes, no...
Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six
New Mammogram Machine to Feature Celebrity Hands
Higgs Bozo Found
Scientific Evidence Than Man Co-existed With Dinosaurs
Porpoise Switches His Tracking Device to Randy Researcher
Scientist Developes Turd Steaks, Truth stranger than spoof?
Bad Babies Baffle Boffins
Radical remedies needed to combat otters' shrinking penises
Faint Ring Of Marijuana Smoke Discovered Around Earth
Red Sox Suffer from Junk DNA
Cloning the Woolly Mammoth: Discoveries of possible DNA samples suggest that hunters have the rare opportunity to annihilate the Mammoth in the 21st century.
Friday's 'Ring of Fire' solar eclipse will transit Pacific Ring of Fire seismic zone
NASA Mars Team Chosen To Include Dr Phil, Lindsay Lohan, Simon, Lady GaGa and Steve Tyler
NASA has chosen the first astronaut team that will train and travel in a manned mission to Mars in 2020. They were chosen in a democratic nominating process that has many current and former NASA astronauts up in arms. The team is made up 6 people, in...
NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself
To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash!
The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has...
Apparently, Star Trek is Real
Yes, what many trekkers have believed for decades is true: Star Trek is not fiction. Scientists have uncovered higher levels of physics that coincide with the Sci-Fi language that is used in the television franchise of Star Trek.
This discovery is...
Studies Show Ritalin Really Works!
DES MOINES- A study from the University of Des Moines was conducted recently to learn about the true effects of Ritalin on children and teens. One student by the same of Harry Christiansen hypothesized that Ritalin works only because of the Placebo E...
Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
NASA's Bold Plan to Avoid Asteroid Armageddon
The US space agency NASA plans to build a giant bat for deflecting asteroids that are on collision with Earth. The bat will be put into orbit 25,000 miles above the planet.
Recent near misses and hits, most notably the fly-by of a 150-foot asteroi...
'Big Bang' ages 80 million years in single day
Fans of utter bollocks are today enraptured by the news that people posing as scientists are claiming that the universe is 80 million years older today than stated yesterday.
According to George Esfthathiou, "There's less stuff that we don't under...
Paper Plane's Protracted Problems Persist
The new Boing Night-Terrors airliner continues to be plagued by major technical faults. One was diverted to Denver International for an emergency landing yesterday. A fire in the tail section was the cause this time. Terrified passengers escaped from...
Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian
Researchers at the Smithsonian Institute revealed a startling find this week. After a long struggle, they had finally cracked the code and now had the ability to access an 1885 message left on a wax disc by Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the tele...
The Ultimate Modern Humor Article
Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustingly searching for clues on how to adapt comic articles to our modern times. With the increased dumbing down of the intellect imposed on the public by our schools, magazine...
Mobile phones cause rise in disruptive behaviour in UK schools!
The days of dscipline in UK classrooms has gone and been replaced by groups of disruptive zombies pressing buttons on mobile phones and other gadgets.
Teachers in the UK are complaining about the uprise in such behaviour because they cannot conce...
New Beauty Mask Made of Kitty Litter
Scientists have stumbled onto a unique and inexpensive way to self-administer a beauty facial that, until now, only Hollywood stars could aspire to.
Yes, you can now achieve the same long-lasting results-tight-as-a-drum skin, nearly invisible wri...
Spoof writer embarks on Manhattan Project
Western MA- Spoof writer Kevin Murphy has begun a new Manhattan project.
Inspired by talk show host Rachel Maddow, research and experimentation into making a good Manhattan has begun in earnest. Preliminary results indicate that Kentucky strai...
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Earth rips itself a new one
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Stop the Solar Flares
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