Three reasons why I for one will not be voting for Ron Paul

I admire the politics of Ron Paul - I really do - I agree with his views on the war and the US involvement in NATO, I agree with his tax plans and I agree with most of his libertarian views - but I will still not be voting for him should he be the Republican Party's Presidential nominee.

The reasons for this are threefold - it has nothing to do with me thinking it would be a wasted vote - on the contrary ANY vote should never be considered as wasted - nor is it anything to do with what others might think - I vote with my head not my heart.

No, quite simply, I wont be voting for Ron Paul for the following reasons:

1. I am currently incarcerated for something I did not do and I have 11 months of my sentance left.(I didn't put out the fire I started deliberately).
2. I only do what Fox News or Oprah tells me to do.
3. I am an illegal alien from Mexico.

So, Dr No, I mean Dr Paul, I won't be voting for you - unless of course you can spring me from Tentville State Prison (Prisoner Number 45848), get me a green card and stop me from watching daytime TV.