Saturday, 31 October 2009
Jeremy Paxman
called to an axe-man
a-standing in the street.
Without a sound,
the man turned around,
and chopped-off both of his feet!
Said Jeremy Paxman
to the axe-man
"for that I cannot stand!"
For no reason why,
no hint of a lie,
He then chopped-off his hand!
By then Mr Paxman
was close to the axe-man
slouched agai'n his door.
Before he fled,
he chopped off his head,
and it rolled along the floor!
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