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The Italian Scallion
Saturday, 14 November 2009
"Oh, Luigi, not again. I need to sleep,"
Why Italian Mammas Make Their Sons Eat Their Veggies and Their Women Are Glad Of It
There once was an ugly Italian
Who would hourly consume a scallion.
One would think that his breath
Would drive his wife to death...
But, in bed, it made him a stallion.
There once was an ugly Italian
Who would hourly consume a scallion.
One would think that his breath
Would drive his wife to death...
But, in bed, it made him a stallion.
The End
