Rafael "raffle" Benitez makes moves to sign snoop dog.

Increasingly under fire Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, is set to make a shock move in January for famous American rapper, Snoop Dogg.

Benitez theorised to a somewhat stunned press room.
"Fact: Ryan Babel is not a very good footballer.
Fact: Nor is he a very good rapper.
Fact: Snoop Dogg is a very, very good rapper.
Fact?: maybe this logic will produce a suprisingly good tall centre forward for us?"

Snoop Dogg is yet to make a comment.

And more news about Benitez's selection technique has emerged today,in the wake of the defeat to Fulham, Benitez was quizzed why he changed the team so much.

"it's simple, it's called a raffle. 3 hats - one full of defenders, one of mids ect..... It's very scientific. A roll of 3 dice determine the formation too. Everyone wants to play and play and play, this is the only way to give everyone a fair go. Fact. Sure, it's led to my nickname in the change rooms "raffle benitez", but I'm the manager and I'm sticking to my guns, or dice as the case maybe."

let's hope the dice are on liverpool's side for this weeks crunch champions league tie against Lyon.