Proctologist reveals the most interesting patient conversation's

New York NY - Dr. Morgan Frebbles has been a proctologist for almost 45 years and has treated almost 30,000 patients during his extensive career.

Like most specialists he has a few humorous stories to tell about patients and the questions they ask during a rectal-colon exam.

Here's one I was asked by a Star Trek fan...."Take it easy Doc! You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

Another by a Kentuckian, " Hey Doc, any signs of those lost coal miners?"

One of the funniest, " Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

I guess one by an OJ Simpson fan, "If your hand doesn't fit...You MUST quit!"

Here's my absolute favorite! I almost fell off the examination stool when this guy said, "Could you write a note to my wife saying that there was no sign of my head being up there!"

A full collection of Frebbles' memoirs is due to be published in the coming months.