Pope Expected to Top Christmas Charts! - New Release Announced Today - Sneak Preview of Tracks and Lyrics

The Pope has released his block buster record, set to hit the charts and make number one for Christmas World-wide, Catholics in every country will be buying it because it comes with remission from sins for those who play it non-stop both at home and on the radio and TV. At the Spoof we have a sneak preview of some of the tracks. The title of the disc? "Paved with good intentions"

1. Papa was a rolling stone

2. Vatican dance (Genesis cover with modified lyrics)

3. I am a camera (apostolica)

3. Lttle Children (lyrics by P.D. O'Fael)

4, The Road to Hell

5. I don't feel like blessing (Scissors Sisters)

6. Papal Bull (rap)

7. If I had Alms (to hold you)

8. Angels (Williams)

9. Another brick in the wall

10. Don't try to altar me

There may be more tracks (but who cares?). However, we bring to you here in a special spoof scoop the Holy Father's version of Another Brick In The Wall, and we beg forgiveness from Pink Floyd.


We all need Catholicism
It's we that do the mind control
Dark damnation from the pulpit
Preacher don't leave them kids alone
Hey! Preacher don't leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another Brick in the wall
All in all it's just another Brick in the wall



(With kids)
We all need Catholicism
It us that do the mind control
Dark damnation from the pulpit
Preacher don't leave them kids alone
Hey! Preacher don't leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another Brick in the wall
All in all it's just another Brick in the wall


Get a special dispensation
If you do good works for me
You'll avoid sin's dark damnation
For "bouncing " kiddies on your knee
Hey! Preacher "bounce" them on your knee!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall
All in all it's just another brick in the wall


Reprise (with kids)


We've got World-wide penetration
A multi-national company
World-wide marketing sensation
They're dead before they really see
Holy Father! Sell Paradise to me!
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall



Reprise (only with more kids)