"Please tell Dick Cheney to stop staring at my tits!"

It was a tense moment of sorts. A former Vice President of the United States and a famous Hollywood starlet famous for her full lips and sexy curves both caught in the act when a microphone was accidently left on.

Angelina Jolie reportedly was peeved when she caught Vice President Dick Cheney looking right down her low cut blouse as she bent over the table to sign an autograph for a fan.

The VP's wide-eyed stare was only emphasized more by his thick glasses and gave Tisdale a 'creepy feeling'!

The open microphone belonged to TV station WUFT-8 who released the following transcript of the conversation:


JOLIE: "Hey! You're looking right at my tits! Stop it before someone sees!"

CHENEY: "Ahhhh Yeah, very meaty and yummy! Enhanced perhaps?"

JOLIE: "Well no. But stop looking you friggen Republican pervert!"

CHENEY: "Wanna visit the Whitehouse sometime on a 'real special' tour? I'll show you the bunker!"

JOLIE: "No! But stop looking at my tits. My nipples are getting hard and everyone will see and Brad, who's a Democrat, is going to kill me!"

CHENEY: "Do they bounce alot? You know, jiggle?"

JOLIE: "Geez! Yeah! But you'll never know!"

CHENEY: "I can arrange a medal or special acheivement citation you know?"

JOLIE: "Really? Well, that's kinda cool!"

CHENEY: "Great, but I get to pin the medal on! Remember OK?"

JOLIE: "Well, OK! But no lookin!"

This is not the first time the VP has got himself in to trouble ogling breasts. Almost two years ago, Mr Cheney accidentally shot Harry Whittington while quail hunting after he was distracted by a beautiful Robin with a red breast.