Not The Oxford English Dictionary Volume 3

Alienator:

Machine for making aliens

Aliment:

Explain what an arab says

Allege:

A pretend shelf

Alligator:

Large Egyptian riverine reptile

Allow:

Measure approximating to half a marshmallow

Aloe:

Familiar Mexican plant

Alone:

1.To have only one debt
2. Description of state of eing when you owe nothing to nobody

Aloof:

1. A type of Scottish bread
2. Description of horse with very big feet

Alpaca:

As in Alpaca suitcase for her

Amenorrhea:

Inability to stop praying

Amerind:

Skin of native American

Amir:

I'm here (arabic)

Ammonia:
Smelly Roman godess

Ammonite:

One of a fossil worshipping religious sect

Analogy:

Comparative Proctology

Anastomosis:

Wife of Egyptian Pharoah (see Osmosis)

Anatolia:

Reproachful Turk

Anemometry:

The measurement of anemones

Anglophile:

Geometry enthusiast

Angina:

Disease passed on by female royalty

Animate:

Non human partner in unspeakable act

Anion:

Negatively charged onion

Anneal:

Light exercise fo rthe knee

Annelid:

Hat worn by Princess Royal

Anno Domini:

Year-long domino marathon

Announce:
Guess the weight of something

Annoy:

Irritating public address system

Antechamber:

Insect-infested room

Anther:

Female ant

Antidote:

The hate and neglect somebody to the extreme (normally a child)

Antiques:

What ancient Romans got up to in the Colosseum

Antwerp:

Belgian twit

Apepsia:

State of having no soft drink

Dyspepsia:

Badly formulated soft drink


Aperiodic:

A pleasant female

Apology:

Study of higher primates

Arbitrate:

Share out bandwidth


Armadillo:

South American sex toy (Ur, Arg, Chi, Brazil)
Aroma:

Smell of Italian drains

Aryan:

One of many different Irish clans

Aspirant:

Expectant of a tirade

Aspire:

Ambition to climb church tower

Astrolabes:

Gigantic pussy lips

Ataxic:

Unable to get a cab

Atoll:

The entry fee to Bora Bora

Atrophy:

A very small prize

Atonic:

Pure gin

Australasia:

Mercy killing of Australians

Autogiro:

Regular automatic payment by cheque received by imigrants to UK

Backward:

Hospital room for dying patients