Not The Oxford English Dictionary Volume 2

Abbot:

Religious internet search device

Abdomen:

Fanatical bodybuilders

Abstemious:

Description of visual impairment cause by alcohol withdrawal

Accurate

Very precise churchman

Viper:

Snake cleaner

Adipose:

To position a fat artist's model

Administer:

1. Minister of finance
2. Minister of propaganda

Admirable:

A smart hig-ranking naval officer

Admire:

More mud

Adorn:

A pretty morning sky

Adriatic:

A non-humid loft

Advent:

Make a hole in something

Advice:

To spice something up

Aerobe:

A dress for hot weather

Aerosol:

Jewish pilot

Affable:

A friendly story

Afford:

Pay river crossing toll

Agrimony:

Farming subvention

Airscrew:

Done by five mile high club

Airstrip:

See Airscrew

Alarum:

Agitation caused by strong sugar cane spirit

Album:

1. Stamp collector's anus where he sticks his stamps
2. Description of fat person
3. Description of Susan Boil

Alcoholic:

Vodka lollypop

Alert:

Badly injured

Algiers:

A booing crowd

Amulet:

Good luck charm for Danish Prince