Not The Oxford English Dictionary. Vol 4

Baa:
Noise of frustration made by sheep

Baal:
(vb) Get a false God off the hook

Baboosh:
Stuttering hick president

Babel:
Something one puts around neck of good-looking girl so jealous boyfriend can fid her easily

Babylon:
Talk fast in ancient Hittite language

Backlog:
Behind dead tree (see backwoods)

Backslider:
Derogatory term for Gay person

Backstairs:
Entry at Gay club

Backwater:
Diarrheal illness

Bacterial:
Something concrete for a germ

Badge:
5/6 of a Badger (see roadkill)

Baffin:
Act of washing (Lancashire)

Bagatelle:
Bag belonging to someone called Terence (coll)

Bagful:
State of satiety in ugly old woman

Bailiff:
Bail on conditions

Baize:
Indentations in side of snooker or pool table

Bakehouse:
Where the Queen keeps her bicycle

Bakelite:
A posh bicycle on fire

Balaclava:
A dessert sweet often used as a head cvering in cold weather

Balderdash:
A shorthand form of Morse code

Baleful:
Overloaded Hay Truck

Balkan:
Protective device for sportsmen

Ballast:
1.Expression/interjection of severe disaproval
2. Canonball explosion

Ballet:
Small ball

Ballistic:
(adj) Involuntary spasm of scrotum (e.g. my scrotum just went b.)
Balloon:
Obese baboon

Ballyhoo:
Something to weed the bally garder with

Balsam:
Sam's wifes evening preoccupation

Balsamic:
Irish modelling wood tycoon

Balsamine:
Personal piece of modelling wood

Bamboozle:
To cover with bamboo (obstruct clear view)

Bandage:
Dated musical charity concert (see geriatrock)

Bandan(n)a:
Coloured banana (usually red with white spots)

Banderilla:
Group of Gorillas or Guerillas

Bandy:
Interdiction of colouring matters

Baneful:
Personal description of pain in the nose

Banjoist:
One of a group opposed to Joe

Bandit:
Successfully suppressed

Banker:
One of a group of financial pariahs, (usually found in groups (see wunch of))

Banshee:
Misogynist

Babaresque:
Similar to Barbara

Barbate:
Under age girl in bar

Barbel:
Ignal for end of drinking time

Barbican:
Reinforced packaging for toy doll

Barbiturate:
Barbi-doll that goes to sleep

Bare:
Hairless Ursine animal

Barfly:
(adv) Sick-makingly

Bargain:
1. Alternative description for beer belly
2. Pub profits

Barony:
1. Type of chinese sausage
2. Chinese for nonsence

Baroque:
Highly ornate stone

Barque:
Outer shell of a boat

Barrage:
Violent drunkenness

Barrow:
Argument in bar

Barrenness:
Childless noblewoman

Barrier:
Ear problem caused by noisy bar room

Basel:
Swiss herb

Basket:
Small sunbathing woman

Basque:
Region in Spain known for underwear

Bass:
Deep sea fish

Bassinette:
If it isn't baritone it is b.

Bassoonist:
One who reaches lowest note in shortest time

Baste:
Eagerness to descend quickly

Bathos:
Greek Island known for its spas and hot springs

Batallion:
The aim of big game hunters

Bearable:
(of forest) Able to sustain bears

Bedouin:
e.g. I cannot bedouin with a-rabs (v. Spec)

Behindhand:
Preferred hand of Gay person

Beggary:
Unspeakable acts between tramps
Belemnite (see Ammonite)

Belladonna:
Poison on two legs

Bellicose:
Veins on stomach

Benediction:
Slurred speech after too much benedictine

Benelux:
Description of living standards in Europe

Bengali:
Indian hypnotist

Benign:
(see before, beaten)

Beriberi:
Fruit of Bushbush

Beside:
Opposite of a-side

Bespatter:
Sound of bees' feet

Binary:
Place to put bins

Binnacle:
1.What some shellfish have to house direction finding organs
2. Top of rubbish pile

Bitumen:
Workers who lay road surfaces

Blackguard:
Description of many modern-day security operatives

Blastogenesis:
Act of summoning up a mild expletive

Blazon:
Fire!

Bloater:
A fat hat

Bloodshed:
Hannibal's back yard storehouse

Blotto
Drunken Raffle

Boaster:
Makes the best toast in the world

Bohemia:
Have Czechoslovakian blood

Boletus:
Carnivorous mushroom

Bolshy:
Unruly ballet company

Bombard:
Suicide poet

Boomerang:
Exploding dessert (see bombe surprise)

Boracic:
Be must uninteresting

Bratwurst;
Sausage made from annoying kid

Brazier:
Support for hot Jugs

Brandy:
Sexual arousal caused by alcohol

Brine:
Cerebral equipment of Australian

Broadsword:
A womans oath

Buccaneer:
Found either side of buccanhead

Bulletin:
For keeping ammunition dry

Bumpkin:
Tissue for wiping backside