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Monday, 30 November 2009

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Kernel:

Rank having pips


Keystone:

Noise key makes hitting floor


Kidnap:

Child who sleeps during abduction


Killjoy:

Baggy red flannel female underwear


Kindred:

Fear of relatives


Kingdom:

What a queen into BDSM does


Kitchen:

A twee chicken


Knob:

A posh man's penis


Kowtow:

Lead a cow in the far east





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