Monday, 30 November 2009
Kitchen
Kernel:
Rank having pips
Keystone:
Noise key makes hitting floor
Kidnap:
Child who sleeps during abduction
Killjoy:
Baggy red flannel female underwear
Kindred:
Fear of relatives
Kingdom:
What a queen into BDSM does
Kitchen:
A twee chicken
Knob:
A posh man's penis
Kowtow:
Lead a cow in the far east
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