Not The Oxford English Dictionary Vol. 12

Iberian:

Pertaining to Spanish beer


Icelander:

Calumny perpetrated by Norseman


Icicle:

Harvest frozen corn (first pers. sing.)



Icon:

Image of swindler



Icterus:


Greek mythological figure who flew so near to the sun he turned yellow



Ictus:

Partially twisted grimacing smile (5/6 of a rictus)



Ideal:

Perfect croupier



Identical:


The same irritating itch


Idiocies:


Utterly foolish Bishoprics



Idiot:


Stupid slimming regime



Idolater:


Postponement (e.g. Not tonight Josephine)




Idyll:

Short poetic description of herb good with fish




Igloo:

Inuit latrine




Illegal:


Sick bird


Illicit:


Description of man uncomfortable in a chair



Illusory:


Apparently bad money lending



Image:


Like Dorian Grey in his picture



Imaginal:


Pertaining to fictitious urinal



Impact:


Make an impression playing the devil



Impala:


Transylvanian antelope (e.g. Vlad the Impala)



Impalpable:


Pertaining to breast of frigid woman



Impeccable:

Exemplary frozen ground in chicken run



Impediment:

Husband and three kids (usually refered to in lonely hearts columns. Lively Blonde 45y GSOH, slight impediment.)



Inadvertant:


Desription of someone who goes to make coffe while the commercials are on TV


Inca:

Pertaining to automobiles in Andean region (e.g. Inca stereo)


Incense:

Upset (usually a female) by making remarks or not concerning her perfume



Incentive:

An offering of perfume to a woman for persuasive purposes



Inception:

Very beginning of coitus. Before conception and with no contraception



Incident:

A depression in coachwork after small collision


Incidental:

Casual remark from dentist generally made while patient is immobile in chair (By the way that bridgework you need, will be $3000)



Incinerate:


Cost of a cremation



Incline:


A sloping line made by a fountain pen



Inclose:

Leaky fountain pen or what it does



Income:


Earned by a cream pie specialist




Incommode:


An uncomfortable place for stools



Incommunicado:

As dumb as a South American fruit


Incorporeal:

An ethereal long slippery fish



Increase:

Where the straps of a crickter's genital protector end up



Increment:

Opposite of excrement



Incubus:

Public transport nightmare



Incumbent:

Immoral earnings



Indiarubber:


Indian masseuse



Indict:

Opposite of decoct


Indigenize:

Ogle the natives



Indispose:


Where one might find a negro model or ballet dancer


Indonesia:

Far Eastern anti acid (milk of I.)



Ineffable:

Something or someone at which one should not utter expletives



Inexpungeable:

An immortal sponge



Inextricable:


A wire ligature that cannot be escaped from



Infantryman:

Paedophile



Infatuate:

Become fond of obese people


Infiltrate:

Salt of infiltric acid



Inflammatory:

Upset a Conservative party member




Intarsia:

1. see coquetry
2. Intention to sodomise (I am going to I.)



Intermarriage:

Joint marriage and funeral



Interpol:

Bury a parrot



Interpolate:

Interruption by a parrot



Intuit:

Eskimo clairvoyant



Inverse:

Back to front poetry




Israelites:

Flares over Gaza