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Leaky Bowels?
Leaky bowels could delay space shuttle launch. I'm sorry, that should be, "leaky valves".
10#8514#Bureau#40253.5678356#2
Long View After Nuclear Attack Not Appreciated
Obama takes the long view in times of crisis..so that Rahm Emanuel, Pelosi and Reid have time to inform him what to do.
10#8514#Bureau#40253.5654282#3
Wavering Dems Being Courted
Wavering Dems in Obama's sights on health vote as Obama promises to help gay representatives.
10#8514#Bureau#40253.563912#4
Israel, US Bicker!
US envoy cancels Mideast trip, Israel feud deepens as White House garden, gardener eaten by locusts.
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Another British child kidnapped in India.......
and another and another and another.........
10#8514#Bureau#40253.5626389#6
US, Israeli Conflict
US envoy cancels Mideast trip, Israel feud deepens as girls sent home from school with lice!
10#8514#Bureau#40253.5615046#7
US, Isreal Problems
US envoy cancels Mideast trip, Israel feud deepens as Obama's mother-in-law turns into a pillar of shit.
10#8514#Bureau#40253.5601273#8
Pegleg Pete, Captain Hook
Somali pirates free North Korean chemical tanker as chemicals cause sveral pirates to lose a hand, eye and foot.
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The World's Shortest Man Dies Aged 21
The world's shortest man has died at the age of 21 which makes a new record of being the world's
shortest-lived, shortest man.
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US, Israel Fued
US envoy cancels Mideast trip, Israel feud deepens. President Obama's jawbone turns further into an ass.
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