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Funny story:  Explosive Katy Perry Free Nude Photos: View Real Pix By Cracking Secret Code
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Explosive Katy Perry Free Nude Photos: View Real Pix By Cracking Secret Code

Look no further! There ARE full frontal sizzling hot nude photographs of Katy Perry. And you can feast your eyes on thirty of them right here. The moment you crack the secret sex code hidden somewhere inside three paragraphs of this story (read on). www.*******_****naked.com *This is the magic code for sex heaven. Crack it and it will reveal the website address that's waiting patiently...
View 'Spoof Songwriter Releases Holiday Tune'

Spoof Songwriter Releases Holiday Tune

Inspired by the satirical mastery from personal Spoof heroes like Jesus Buddha (Son of Mohammed Shiva), Monkey Woods, QM, J-Man and the ever enticing Madame Bitters, the little known singer/songwriter transplanted from Motown to the Cheese State has released a smash hit just in time for the holiday season. A tribute to the Beatles in song, with updated lyrics to fill the mind's eye and nostrils...
Funny story:  Development in listening to the classics a bafflement to music professors
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Development in listening to the classics a bafflement to music professors

Arthur Bowdinsky, Director of Classical Studies at Clavichord University released his findings on Tuesday regarding the structure of music as language, turning the world upside down. Bowdinsky discovered that if a person concentrates on a specific formula they will cease to hear the music, and the sound is replaced by conversation. His discovery proves that the mathematical quality of music al...
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Sen. Al Franken sponsors first US legislation to curb National Debt.

Newbie senator Al Franken(D-Mn) has sponsored his first piece of legislation in hopes of curbing the spiraling US debt. Franken, the first generation son of Ethel and Maurice Franken who changed their Romanian name from Frankenstein upon immigrating, placed the bill before the Senate Leader on Monday. The legislation, SB7834, authorizes Congress to set up a International Lottery where every US...
Funny story:  Rembrance - Poppies and Pansies - A Triune of  little -known War Poets
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Rembrance - Poppies and Pansies - A Triune of little -known War Poets

1. Siegfried Bassoon Bassoon came from a moneyed Shropshire family. He went to St. Rogerer's College Cambridge where he studied English, concentrating on the Romance poets. He was a rugby and cricket blue. He joined up in 1914 having been admonished by the Master of St. Rogerer's for having been caught. This poem he sent to his friend Phil Butt from his trench in Slimy Ridge in the Pas de Calai...
Funny story:  Top 12 New Bioengineering  Project Nears Completion
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Top 12 New Bioengineering Project Nears Completion

Top Twelve New Bioengineering Project That Are Almost Ready! 12. Octopus that can change race car tires two at a time! 11. Popcorn kernels that can not only pop but poop out caramel covering. 10. Carrot that can do a really authentic sounding Elvis imitation. 9. Poker Playing Prairie Dogs that can also play the tuba, washboard and accordion! 8. A skunk that when flattened on the hig...

Funny story:  Report Claims American English is Misused
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Report Claims American English is Misused

Boston MA: Each year various news organizations determine words or phrases that are overused and become annoyingly trite. A new report published by a leading New England University considers good English words that are often used badly. Some examples are: 1. The fight ended when the ruffian was kicked in the gentiles. 2. She went to the Gynecologist to have her Virginia examined. 3. T...
Funny story:  Just a thought I had
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Just a thought I had

Stowe, Vermont. You know I've been coming to this town each April now for 43 years to enjoy the brisk mountain air, the quaintly 19th century feel of the houses, the warm and inviting smiles of the residents, the lure of the local cuisine and the overall inner peace it offers visitors like me. One cannot resist the urge to comeback to this splendid little settlement. However, I have, in my 44t...

Funny story:  A Strange, Troubling Voice Haunts Obama In The Middle Of The Night
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A Strange, Troubling Voice Haunts Obama In The Middle Of The Night

It began shortly after the inauguration. He already knew, that as President, there would be certain things he could never talk over with anyone. The mysterious voice in the White House bedroom in the middle of the night was one of them. It began subtly at first- a small, steady, but powerful voice much like the one that enticed Kevin Costener in 'Field Of Dreams' only more sinister, saying...
Funny story:  Foetid Waste of Skin makes pledge for 2010
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Foetid Waste of Skin makes pledge for 2010

Cressida Camel-Toe our Gossip Columnist reports: Well Dahlings, If you needed a reason to anticipate 2010 then you have one now, vacuous breast hanger Jordan has revealed her New Year's resolution to this publication. What will it be you gasp ? Well you guessed it, in a statement through her publicist Max C*nt she's claimed that she's going to stop moaning on and on about Muscle-bound An...

Funny story:  Bilateral Asymmetric Gynecomastia:  A Growing Problem
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Bilateral Asymmetric Gynecomastia: A Growing Problem

Waterford, KY: Every since he was a young boy, Peter Johnson had been told he was special. "I didn't know why or how, until I took my shirt off in public. I was special all right." Peter, like over eighty percent of Kentucky's male population, suffers from gynecomastia, or "man boobs" as it's commonly known on the streets. But what is special about Peter's case, and a growing number of other...
Funny story:  Great Government Philosophers - The Classic Era
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Great Government Philosophers - The Classic Era

Have you ever wondered why government works the way it does? Well, you're not alone. Many great thinkers have spent years studying government and how it should work. These individuals are often overlooked, but they provide important insights into how bureaucratic systems work. To find the origins from which modern government has grown we need to look back at the classic ancient civilizationsof...

Funny story:  The Official Government Prayer
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The Official Government Prayer

It is time to remember Cardinal Slumberus Drone, born today in 1859. Cardinal Drone did not make a large contribution to the evolution of government, as he spent most his time in the House of Lords soundly asleep and unaware of the machinations occuring around him. He did, however, wake up long enough to realise what was going on around him and took time to write the official government p...
Funny story:  Catholic Horses
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Catholic Horses

One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race.. Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with interest the old priest step onto the track. Sure...

Funny story:  Healthcare can be a barrel of laughs....Providing you aren't sick!
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Healthcare can be a barrel of laughs....Providing you aren't sick!

Apparently the American Medical Association (AMA) has weighed in on the new Government health care package. It's thoughts are reasonable and shed light on a relatively dark subject. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot...
Funny story:  Hillary Clinton's Israel schedule today
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Hillary Clinton's Israel schedule today

0800 Arrive at Jerusalem, dodging sniper bullets from Hamas gunmen. Bravely visit the Wailing Wall under armed Israeli escort, who shoot dead two unarmed Palestinian youths there for 'being unarmed, unemployed, and hungry in their own country'. 0900 Visit the Bank of Tel-Aviv and gift it $30 million, 'As an early Christmas present, I know how important Christmas is here for you guys. And...

Funny story:  Top Ten Things Not To Do When Drinking
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Top Ten Things Not To Do When Drinking

Submitted by an international pool of pub crawlers, the top 10 suggestions for things "Not To Do" when drinking were compiled by the beverage industry's flagship magazine called the "Gig and Vomit". Listed in reverse voting order from tenth place to first are the following suggestions compiled from both men and women. 10: Never wear white pants (or skirt): You may need to crawl across a dirty...
Funny story:  The 5 Paradigms of Government
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The 5 Paradigms of Government

The 5 Paradigms of Government The mysteries of the public service and other bureaucracies have often exercised the mind of those not privileged to work within their well-developed structures. The five paradigms of government developed by Obstrucius, provide a path, which if followed, leads to a comfortable existence in a bureaucracy. Once you have mastered them there is very little that wi...

Funny story:  The Civil Servant's Lament
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The Civil Servant's Lament

When the shit hits the fan there'll be trouble and there's only one thing left to do, we'll all get our stories sounding consistent and the blame will be squarely on you. It's not that we actually dislike you and you've not caused us any real trouble, but someone must take all the blame for this cock-up and they'll find your name lying in the rubble. You're in the unfortunate position...
Funny story:  A(nother) Christmas Story
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A(nother) Christmas Story

Whenever this time of year rolls around, I always take time to ponder what in the world the radio stations are thinking, starting Christmas music the day after Halloween. This is a very large oversight-sight on the part of the publicists, because, quite frankly, who wants to cook Thanksgiving dinner to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"? I foresee the day where Labor Day parades will have...

Funny story:  Now Scottish Commonwealth Games athlete Liz McColgan joins the celebrity song craze with her version of The Beatles' 'Back in India':
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Now Scottish Commonwealth Games athlete Liz McColgan joins the celebrity song craze with her version of The Beatles' 'Back in India':

'Flew in from Broughty Ferry beach last night Jeez my husband he can snore Ate a red hot curry that tasted shite Threw up on the bathroom floor I'm back in India You don't know how lucky you are, guys Not here in India Been so many massacres I hate this place Gee I wish I was back home John, pass me over my medicine case Can't you hear my stomach groan? I'm back in India You don...
Funny story:  The Streets of Bordello Falls Chapter 12
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The Streets of Bordello Falls Chapter 12

The Streets of Bordello Falls Chapter 12 Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Blovanian Moon Rum Porter's Livery Stable Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8| Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 Buck tipped One-eyed Jack an extra quarter for brushing down Pete and Re-Pete and for the repair of a loose horseshoe. "Where you ho...

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