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Explosive Katy Perry Free Nude Photos: View Real Pix By Cracking Secret Code

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Article written: 07 November 2009
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Look no further! There ARE full frontal sizzling hot nude photographs of Katy Perry. And you can feast your eyes on thirty of them right here. The moment you crack the secret sex code hidden somewhere inside three paragraphs of this story (read on).

www.*******_****naked.com

*This is the magic code for sex heaven. Crack it and it will reveal the website address that's waiting patiently for your arrival - with 30 revealing pictures of Katy in sensationally dangerous poses, every one a fabulous nude study. They were taken by her boyfriend Russell Brand but stolen from the rear of a red Ferrari a week ago.

*Thousands will be trying to solve this simple puzzle. And it's not a competition. Everyone who solves it gets to unlock the treasure chest and ogle the explicit photographs.

*You are asked to discover a seven letter word and a four letter word. Both of them are in common use and both describe something amazingly sexy about Kate Perry.

As an example: One of the words might be made up from a sequence using the first letter of 7 successive words within a section of this story. Or it could be the last letter of words. Apparently it is far easier than it appears so don't give up.

As an additional clue, the compiler has given the exact shape of the hidden web address. And if that isn't enough he's also confirmed that the clues are only to be found in the three paragraphs that begin with a *. So don't bother looking anywhere else.

And remember, these photos are 100% genuine - not Photoshop fakes.

Now then. How has this happened? Who is the mystery photo fiend behind this competition?

Hand on heart, I don't know.

I reported the story of this photo robbery in good faith in my exclusive: MTV's Katy Perry Poleaxed By Nude Photo Extravaganza. You can read the facts there.

Then today I received an anonymous envelope containing the instructions written above. I have naturally handed this dossier to the police. But I have exercised our rights and passed on details of the competition to you, my loyal readers

And I shall also be reporting further events concerning this robbery as they unfold.

Meanwhile, enjoy your FREE nude photographs!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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