1) "A collector's guide to Obamaware". The new hobby of collecting Barak Obama souvenirs shows no sign of abating after 2 months. Illustrated.
2) "Whale Meat Again". Japanese cookery book by Shintowa Nagasaki, the inventor of edible shoes.
3) "Piers Morgan is a Cult", by Richard Littlejohn. Sales still strong.
4) "Google StreetView Book of Oddities". A hasty cut-and-paste of stuff you co...
1) "Worlds' Cleverest Banking Conmen" by Jeremy Paxman. 'Newsnight's' Jezza gives the lowdown on all the conmen, embezzlers and swindlers from the collapsed BCCI Bank to Bernie Madoff. Introduction by Mahamed Al-Fayed.
2) "Saint Jade". Beatification of the "Chav Princess Di". Illustrated, and introduced by Max Clifford.
3) "Piers Morgan is a Cult". Third week in the chart for Richard Littlej...
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1)"Madonna's Body Sublime Workout Book". You too can look fit, stringy and packed with muscle with the "singer's" 4-hour-a-day-workout plan.
2)"The John Cleese Book of String". A complete history of twine, string and rope from the ex-funny ex-Python.
3)"PUSH!..Huw Edwards' Book of Childbirth". Pain-free advice from the "News at Ten" anchor-man.
4)"Piers Morgan is a Cult". Second week in c...
1) "Ghostwriter". Jordan's latest pot-boiler takes us deep into the size-zero (brain) world of modelling.
2) "Darwin? Schmarwin". This thought-provoking tome asks the question; "If natural selection really occurs, how come mankind is probably more stupid now than at any time in it's history?". With free beard.
3) "Lewis Hamilton's Monaco Cookbook". Formula One World Champion multi-millionai...
The comprehensive list of the top ten books for the week ending March 13th 2009. Every one a must buy!
1) "Complete Bus Tickets of the World". Leather-bound deluxe collector's edition with colour photos, this tome is the last word on this fascinating subject, although pricey at £42.
2) "Kerry Katona's book of Motherhood". Wipe-clean version of the indispensible guide for new mums. This year'...
1) As a banker, play Monopoly with your Company's money. Win to get a massive bonus, lose and still get a large bonus. Negotiate an obscene pension.
2) Lose £billions in careless gambling and bring your bank to the brink of ruin.
3) Persuade Government that your bank is too important to be left to die a natural death, and that thousands of jobs will be at risk if the bank goes under.
4) G...
Trains have slight delays in both directions, the roads are looking good except townbound where roadworks are causing holdups.
There are no delays on tube lines (where appropriate) and buses running normally. All flights on time.
More in half an hour.
And now, Victor Lewis-Smith presents the comedy show "Colostomy bag and matching shoes" with subtitles.
The famous story of Robert Johnson (the guitarist who sold his soul to the devil for the ability to play blues at a crossroads in Rosedale, Mississippi in 1930), now has a British counterpart.
It transpires that Tony Osmond, lead guitarist with The Barron Knights, had a similar experience on the junction of the B3192 Exeter Road and Luscombe Hill, near Teignmouth Golf Course, outside Dawlish in...
My in-tray often contains heart-rending stories of bravery and people beating the odds. Martin's letter wasn't one of them.
He writes; "Dear Lettuce, I was recently made redundant from my job in a Major Highstreet Bank. In the last year I have taken on a £185,000 mortgage and a £7,000 car loan, my wife has given birth to quadruplets so has had to give up her job. My redundancy pay will only co...
Rowan Atkinson has returned in spectacular fashion to the West End - his first time on the boards for 12 years. He has taken the lead in "Oliver", a role he has always cherished, and the 48-year-old doesn't disappoint.
When Atkinson first announced that he would be starring in the play, some expressed surprise, but this truly is a role made for him. "To the British movie-goer Oliver Reed was a...