'Britain's Got Talent' runner-up, Susan Boyle, has spoken exclusively to me revealing the truth behind her shock admission to celeb nuthouse The Priory.
Boyle, 48, spoke exclusively to us revealing the sex-and-drugs tragedy that led to her sensational loss at the 'talent' contest final, and to her subsequent sensational shock admission to the clinic, the final resting place of many a celebrity...
In an exclusive interview with me, during which she surprisingly failed to get her norks out, glamour model and media whore Katie Price has exclusively revealed the reason for her tragic and highly-paid split with extravagantly-abdominaled failed popster Peter Andre.
Katie, 34GG, has exclusively revealed the kiss-and-tell details of her torrid affair with a senior House of Commons official, and...
The expenses scandal and other issues over recent weeks have been catastrophic for the Labour Party, with the opinion polls showing Labour at their lowest approval rating since records began.
But what do the polls actually mean - with the next General Election a year away at most, who actually votes Labour and why?
By a process of elimination, we were able to work out the number of voters. W...
Following the excesses of the Hard-Line Labour movement post 1979, and successive Election defeats under Michael Foot and Neil Kinnock, a growing faction within Labour realised that without change they would be relegated to a footnote in political history.
EARLY DAYS
The movement, meeting in secret under the guise of Commons committees, called itself the Guardians of International Truth and...
After all the Jade Goody stories of recent months (years?), I thought it might be pleasant to introduce some culture, and a little verse, to the pages of The Spoof.
So, let's have a little bit of Gilbert & Sullivan:
I am the very model of a modern Labour Minister
My words are often cynical, my motivation sinister
I know the laws of England though for me they don't quite register
From...
So apparently today is Ada Lovelace Day, when we should "publish a blog post on Tuesday 24th March about a woman in technology whom we admire".
This is, of course, something I'm happy to do - many women have driven the advancement of technology over the years. So, in the spirit of the event, I'd like to dedicate this post to a woman who, I feel, contributed significantly to the development of t...
I have obtained a secret memorandum outlining the details of Jade Goody's planned State Funeral, which is reproduced below:
Memorandum
FROM:
The Office of Max Cash, PR to the Chavs
TO:
The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP, Prime Minister
Sir Paul Stephenson, Metropolitan Police Commissioner
The Most Reverend Father in God, Rowan Williams, by Divine Providence Lord Archbishop of Canterbury, Prim...
Yes, it's time for you to test your knowledge with another Quiz of the Week!
As always, I'll provide the answers, and the winner will be the commenter who provides the funniest questions.
The answers for this week are:
1. In Gordon Brown's right sock;
2. Under the Governor's sofa in Threadneedle Street;
3. Behind the third bush from the left on Hampstead Heath at midnight;
4. In...
I have just had a brilliant idea. A brainwave, if you will.
You see, I was reading this piece about the outcry over plans to slaughter Grey Squirrels - how they are to be bludgeoned to dGeath in order to save the poor, endangered little Red Squirrel from extinction (or worse, only being able to live in Scotland), and it got me thinking.
Don't get me wrong, I've never really been a big fan of...