We could never have known just how many things would be changed in year 2012, but now as we approach the 30th February, we are beginning to understand.
We all knew that the Rothschild banking empire would collapse under the weight of imaginary gold, and that we would see aliens speaking to us in English and Mexican on the tele, but we never expected that every human would suddenly develop the a...
The Shift affected the previous citizens of the United States of America the most, as they all became stateless when the United States became disunited.
A few relics of their previous culture stand out like sore thumbs all over the world, but these Embassy and Consular buildings have been modified into holiday camps and are now major tourist attractions, much like Auschwitz.
The remaining fe...
An unreal life on an the imaginary planet of Dreamworld.
In an unprecedented sequence of events, Dreamworld has been set rocking by three astounding occurrences, a marriage, a birth and a death on three consecutive days.
This is all so incredibly funny for our cynical members.
In the first event, the son of a rugby captain was wed to an unknown person in a congruous display of mind contro...
Cicada is not an instruction to the English Football Team, but in fact the name of a small beetle that has been gifted to us to save the human race.
Eleventeen totally-undocumented but parallel scientific booze-ups found that the sound emitted by the cicada was a ball-ache, hence the need to kick ardour.
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President Obama was recently eaves-dropped while talking to Bo, the White House dog.
Obama: "Looking back at the history of Presidents and their dogs, assassination is far more likely to happen to me than it is to you.
"I would love to do what I said I would do, but that would mean that you would have nowhere to live - so what do you reckon I should do."
The dog replied: "I think you shou...
I was having a pint with my mate Bob, when he showed me a contract, signed by Mrs Obama and Bob White Painters Inc to paint the White House black. He said Mrs Obama had thought it only fair, as the last bloke who painted it was called Fred Black.
She explained that it was necessary to paint the house because she had been scrubbing for thee days but had been unable to get rid of all the excremen...
At first, there was no money. Then gold, silver, and precious metals were made into coins, for convenience. Then somebody came up with a "get-rich-quick" scheme, and invented paper money, because precious metals (henceforth called gold) were too heavy and inconvenient.
Of course, there was no limit to the supply of paper money, other than the speed at which trees could be turned into paper. So...
How this miraculous find came about is not known, but some clues are given by the documents themselves. These Hand-caligraphed documents were found just fourteen hours ago, hidden between three pages of The Art of War, in the wall of a sixth floor house that was being demolished in Old Street, Kunming Yunnan. Most of the past fourteen hours have been spent in feverishly authenticating the document...
The Future Times - 29th February 2009 - Last night at 2.15 am, an urgent meeting was called in a high-level government department, where it appears that the wake-up call has been received.
After meditating late into the night, in an undisclosed location somewhere very close to the spiritual border of Tibet, a high ranking government officer received a message from his higher self.
He faithf...