You have probably heard the buzz.. Doomsday is only 3 years and few months away, and it is going to be single biggest cataclysmic event of all time. Worldwide ticket brokers are already raking in massive reserve customer for potential hotspots, such the entire state of California, and Coconut Springs, Hawaii. When the big day comes, be sure that you arrive in the best of taste and style by followi...
It's been a mystery to many men for thousands of years, but today I am going to solve the mystery once and for all, and give you the secret to meeting girls. It's really much easier than you might think, and even stupid ugly pimply faced guys meet girls all the time.
Follow these there steps:
Exposure
This Doesn't mean to undo your pants in front of a pretty lady. It means you have to get...
Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct?
Here are some great suggestions...
* A few clowns short of a circus
* A few fries short of a Happy Meal
* An experiment in artificial stupidity
* A few beers short of a six pack
* Dumber than a box of hair
* A few peas short of a casserole
* Doesn't...
Everybody wants to make their life a little better. We've sent out a score of interviewers, and had them talk to blokes wandering around aimlessly in front of our building, and composed a list of the top 10 ways for anyone to make their life better.
* Win The Lottery
* Marry A Rich Person
* Get A Job
* Drive A Sports Car
* Eat More Oysters
* Cure A Major Disease
* Change Identity With S...
The question of whether a person loves us or not is as old as civilization, and probably even older. But for all that being around for thousands of years, it remains one of the most difficult things to ascertain in our daily lives.
Margaret Foley has published a new book, "Examining the Emotions," which finally tells us how to recognize love as the real thing, using nothing more elaborate than...
I recently made myself some friends and enemies when I undertook to make my town a little greener. It seems that some people were not pleased by the planting of several 20 year old oaks in the center of Main Street last Saturday.
I guess no matter how hard you try, people will prefer to stick to their own personal agendas, like trying to flee the tornado that tore through south of town, resulti...
A friend of mine drove up to the house last week in his old Dodge, but it was sporting a brand new leaf green paint job. We talked about it for quite a while, and I even complimented him on the even coating he had achieved using a short nap paint roller.
In the end, though, I was forced to break the news to him that "going green" means something a little different. All things considered, this w...
Deerfield, Iowa - "Red" Ryder has been publicly ridiculed in his hometown of Dry Springs again this week. Apparently his application for a patent on his new self-powered automatic lawn mower has been rejected for a very unusual reason: Patents can't include the use of a live animal.
"Red," who was disappointed by the rejection of his fifth patent application this year, stood outside the local p...
A whole new breed of physical fitness has been discovered near the southern tip of Florida, and it comes with four legs, and six legs, and sometimes no legs at all.
Each morning the exercise routine begins with extricating large and sometimes poisonous snakes from the public showers, an exercise that is equal to a three hour cross country jog. But that's just the beginning, and your Florida fit...