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Funny story:  "Smell It?  Hell, I'm Sitting in It," says 2012 GOP Hopeful

"Smell It? Hell, I'm Sitting in It," says 2012 GOP Hopeful

A confidential survey done by a GOP strategist was leaked to the press yesterday, a few days after the Iowa GOP Iowa caucus. It showed a deeply split and uncomfortable minority among several of the GOP hopefuls for the presidency in 2012. Everyone interviewed spoke on condition of anonymity. Here a few of the quotes as reported: "I'm sitting there on the stage at the caucus," said one, "a...
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Funny story:  Congressman Peter King to Investigate Radicalization of Jews, Brownie Scouts,& MADD!

Congressman Peter King to Investigate Radicalization of Jews, Brownie Scouts,& MADD!

Congressman Peter King of NY announced today that he will start hearings to investigate the radicalization of Jews, Brownie Scouts, and members of MADD, Mothers against Drunk Driving. "It's not a pretty picture," said King. "But first of all, let me say that some of my best friends are Jews and I know there are some fine Brownie Scouts out there and no doubt many MADD members that are perfectly...
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Funny story:  Huckabee:  "Obama's Mother Was an Anthropologist!"

Huckabee: "Obama's Mother Was an Anthropologist!"

In an interview on conservative talk radio yesterday, Mike Huckabee, potential candidate for the presidency, leaned in close to the microphone and said in a hushed tone, "I have it on good authority that Barack Obama's mother was an anthropologist!" Host: "NO" Huckabee: "Yes! It's hard to believe but it's true!" Host: Are you sure?" Huckabee: "And you know what they believe, don't yo...
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Funny story:  Rumsfeld Memoir:  "We Planned to Invade the UK!"

Rumsfeld Memoir: "We Planned to Invade the UK!"

It came as a shock to the media and the rest of the world. Shortly after George W. Bush was elected president in 2000 there were plans made to invade and occupy the UK! Rumsfeld, the newly appointed Secretary of Defense recounts his meeting with Bush a day after the inauguration. "He called me into the Oval Office and said, "Rummy, we gotta go to war!" "OK Mr. President," said Rumsfeld, "Who...
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Funny story:  UN Harshly Condemns Ghadaffi!  "Be Careful Little Hands…"

UN Harshly Condemns Ghadaffi! "Be Careful Little Hands…"

The United Nations passed a resolution last night condemning Muammar Ghadaffi. It was the strongest condemnation in the history of the UN.It reads in Part: Oh, be careful little ears, what you hear For the Father Up above, Is looking down in love, So be careful little ears what you hear. Oh, be careful little eyes, what you see, For the Father up above, is looking down in love...
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Funny story:  Boehner: "Smoking Makes Me Cry!"

Boehner: "Smoking Makes Me Cry!"

Majority Leader of the Untied States Congress, John Boehner, appeared on Fox News this past Sunday and was asked by host Chris Wallace about his smoking habit and the fact he seemed to cry quite a bit. Boehner grew red In his face, his mouth quivered as he clenched and un-clenched his hands. He seemed to be having a hard time finding the right words and said, "I cry because I smoke a lot." W...
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Funny story:  "Sexist Bastards!........you like my ass?"

"Sexist Bastards!........you like my ass?"

Sarah Palin appeared on the Sean Hannity program last night and, once again, took off on the media. "Sexist Bastards," Palin said in a harsh voice. "It's hard enough to be a woman in every day life, but running for political office just makes you a target for these slime balls!" "I agree with you," said Hannity. "You deserve better than that, Sarah. Everyone should be judged on their qualificat...
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Funny story:  Sean Hannity Bitch Slapped by RNC Chairman

Sean Hannity Bitch Slapped by RNC Chairman

Michael Steele, Chairman of the RNC stormed into Fox News studios yesterday afternoon and confronted Sean Hannity. Dressed in basic black and pearls, Steele demanded to know why Fox News had not broadcast one single item on Ken Mehlman's, coming out of the closet. Hannity, on the air at the time, tried to calm Steele down. "Michael," he said, "this is a family channel, we do not carry such...
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Funny story:  New Tiger Woods Commercial:  Dick-tation

New Tiger Woods Commercial: Dick-tation

The new Tiger Woods commercial for a leading sport shoe manufacturer has been leaked to the press. Tiger is looking directly into the camera. It is a head and shoulders shot. His eyes are soulful and sorrowful. His mouth is set. At times, his eyes are misty and seem to be looking far away. A deep and resonant voice speaks: "Tiger, what are you doing? What are you doing to us? I am dee...
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