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Funny story:  Panda Wants Abortion

Panda Wants Abortion

Newscaster 1: "In other news, Fuok Yun, that adorable female Giant Panda at the Binghamton Zoo in New York has communicated with her keepers for the first time. Using touch-screen technology developed by the Primate Research Center to communicate with bonobo chimpanzees, Fuok Yun, which means "Keeper of the Moist Accessible Flower" in Chinese, has been able to hold a conversation with her human...
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