Although ABC says the interview was conducted after Charlie Sheen's defamatory rants against Chuck Lorre, the producer of his hit sitcom Two and a Half Men and they left in most of it, they stated that some things were completely left out.
"Sheen was high as a kite during part of the interview so part of it had to be cut", stated one producer. "Either that or he's just plain nuts!"
Like what...
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Newt Gingrich has announced that he has created an exploratory committee for a possible run for the Presidency in 2012. "The first thing I want to do is to determine is if my ass looks too big", he stated yesterday.
Newt and his ass will be here live with us on Thursday. Be sure to have them bring in the other Big Chair, Turdley.
According to Barack Obama's...
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"Back from a weekend. Great golf round with former VP, Dick Cheney. Only managed to clip my ear with a three iron. That as before he threw it into the lake where he had just hit three straight balls. Oh well, it'll grow back and the stitches will be removed Friday.
President Obama had a Motown Music Night....while the country continues to go to hell in a hand bas...
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"Can't wait for the weekend. I have a big golf game scheduled and former VP Dick Cheney is going to be in the foursome. Yes Turdley, I'll keep an eye out for his Big Bertha.
Do you realize that it was two years ago that Bernie Madoff began his 200-year sentence? What? OK, his 150-year sentence. Sorry if you're listening. Gave you a scare there. Anyway, a fond ha...
Teen star Miley Cyrus who has been going through some rough times lately with fanzines and her own family says that she is sick of the whole thing.
"I'm tired of seeing some guy at a party and hanging around talking and having a good time and the next thing I know someone at the party has taken pics and the headlines the next day is "Miley Cyrus Seeing New Love!", "Miley Cyrus Reveals Secret Lo...
Today's News With Rush Limbo:
"This is America's Answer Man, along with Turdley, my assistant. What are we going to do tonight, Turdley? Right! We're going to take over the world!
A homicide car bomber in Baghdad, believed to be that of a man who lost all but two of his virgins in a game of dominoes during the previous night, blew up himself and the winner of his other 70 virgins last night...
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We're ready to go here. Today is all about what YOU, the listener, want to talk about...but please, no more stutterers. I know I have a hearing problem but the 15-minute call for the guy to ask the question yesterday was a little too much. Just have a friend call. Maybe a "Peckerhead" can help you out.
In the news today, it seems like President Obama's mother-i...
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"Good morning all you "Peckerheads who follow the show daily, and to everyone else including you liberal note-takers from PMSNBC!
In his new book just out, Donald Rumsfield said that the failure to find weapons of mass destruction after two years in Iraq badly damaged the Bush administration's credibility, especially that of his own. The new book is entitled "O...
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"Welcome to everyone, especially my loyal "Peckerheads".
The US Post Office is still threatening to close on Saturdays or begin charging 95 cents for a stamp. In a national poll that was conducted last week, 92% of those polled said that they agree with the post office.
"Give them Saturdays off. Charge more for stamps too if you have to. Please, please don'...
Today's News With Rush Limbo:
"Welcome to everyone, especially my loyal "Peckerheads".
Apparently the law is changing in Texas so that any or every student can carry a gun to school. So if you want an honor student, send them to Texas where the teachers will never fail them...and live to tell about it. Also, in Abilene the principal has ordered a special meeting on the subject with opponent...
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"In Utah, scientists building the largest anteater trap ever. I'm sorry, that's antimatter trap ever.
Meanwhile in Libya, Colonel Gadhafi vows to "fight to the death. To die a farter!" I'm sorry, that should be a martyr!
I get my hearing straightened out and my eyes are failing me.
No wonder, these aren't my glasses. Turdly, you have my glasses. These ar...
"And you, Mr. Alberto Fisher are a real Vampire?"
"Yesss, pardon the hisss but the teeth you know."
"How do you know that you are a vampire? I see your reflection in the camera lens."
"An old Wifesssss tail, I asssssure you. My thong is riding up."
"Your thong?"
"Yesss, I love to wear a thong. Feelssss good all under asssss the commercial usssed to sssay."
"Do you drink blood?"...
Fourteen year old Alicia Maulder, a big fan of singer Justin Bieber, got the surprise of her life when she accidentally sent a girlfriend an e-mail Wednesday but missed a number by one digit and got her heart throb himself, Justin Bieber, by mistake.
We sent a reporter over and by the time he got there, there must have been a dozen teenage girls at the place. Apparently a local newspaper had a...
Laughing hysterically, I found Amy Winehouse bent over a chair at a restaurant in New York City, just after she had told others there about one of her wild adventures and so, being a reporter, I asked her about it.
"You're laughing and you don't even know the story", she accused me.
"Your laughter is contagious!"
"And that's not all that's contagious! hah hah hah! Just kidding. Come over...
Part #12: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date'
10. Over 98% of all car crash fatalities happen within ten feet of the car!
9. The role of "Benjamin" played by Dustin Hoffman in "The Graduate" was originally offered to Don Knotts.
8. When making an arrest in New York City, policemen not only have to read you your legal rights but also bring you up to date scores of the Jets, Mets, Giants,...
Part #11: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date'
10. John Deere never worked on a farm a single day of his life!
9. Benjamin Franklin had strange sex habits according to his wife, Deborah Reed Rogers. While at home, she usually called him old "Ben Dover".
8. Along with the famous sign over President Harry Trueman's desk saying "The Buck Stops Here", it was originally hung from a deer's hea...
Part #10: 'Factual Facts To Impress Your Date'
#10. Before George Washington became President, the last president in the land of America was 300 years earlier, called Hosteen Wahoo, leader of the Long Penis People!
#9. Because of mysterious dreams he had experienced all his life, Saddam Hussein used to tell his friends and family, "One day my neck will be a foot long!"
#8. Ironically eno...
Hello. Hello. Hello. "Will you still feed me, will you still need me, when I'm sixty four?"
Remember that? A big hit for me and the boys. But now that I'm 70, I'd like to pass along a little "Help from my friends".
I'm talking about adult diaper rash and it's a serious subject. You could lose you family jewels through infection.
Here goes: Keep the skin dry with powder and make sure the s...
Part #9: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date:
10. Alex Trebek, host of Jeopardy, has already bought his burial plot and monument. It reads, "Where Is Alex Trebek?"
9. In 2001, a clown by the name of "Fonzo" became the first person ever to die from exploding cigar lung cancer!
8. If you say that a glass is half full, you're an optimist. But if you say that "there is still half a spoonful...
Part #8: 'Factual Facts To Impress Your Date'
#10. Contrary to popular opinion, Eskimo Pies were not invented by Eskimos, but by polar bears.
#9. On September 11th, 2002, a wildly careening car was headed toward the Pentagon before being shot 425 times. Both the driver and the rattlesnake by his foot were dead.
#8. Sometimes, even it's own residents cannot figure out how in the world th...
10. On twelve difference occasions, Louie Anderson and Loni Anderson got each other's bras in the mail and had to exchange them.
9. In the Great Smoky Mountains, those "Great Smoky Mountains Authentic Handmade Rocking Chairs" are simply called rocking chairs.
8. The past four presidents of the United States, Bush, Clinton, Bush & Obama have acted more like previous Vice Presidents!
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Part #6: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date:
10. Shorthand was invented by a monk in the 16th century who actually had no hands, but wrote with his penis.
9. The earliest computers were so large that their vacuum tubes were the size of a railroad car.
8. In 2009, the checker champion of Heavenly Acres Nursing Home, Larry Putt, had to relinquish his title after steroids were present in h...