The hot bean supper at the Eastbrook Grange was interrupted last night
when the wind shifted.
Amy Fiddlefinger said the Grange hoped to reschedule sometime in September when the Canadian breezes picked up helping to 'clear the air' around the yearly festivities which left many disappointed bean fanciers 'unfulfilled.'
The Calais Trading Post announced today that due to the unfortunate demis...
After years of toiling for peanuts, yea, less than peanuts if truth be told, a noted Spoof Writer today announced his free agency from The Spoof.Com and said he is putting himself on the 'open market' and encourages 'all reasonable offers."
Whilst bidding for top NBA stars commences in the Colonies today, with Super Star Lebron James amongst the most coveted, with offered salaries approaching $...
Dear Sir/Madam
I am looking forward to visiting your country with great anticipation.
Being from Iowa, I am familiar with crop circles, and wonder if you could tell me when the next ones might appear, and if they'll be close to the Cotswold.
Since my husband is a big Iowa Hawkeye fan, if you talk to those circle people, could they do our mascot "Herkey the Hawk' for my husband Scott, he wo...
Sir:
Is Abel Rodriquez Polish? While I find his stories both voluminous and humorous, I am often puzzled by his arcane references and foreign phrases.
When he comes in for his cheque Friday, could you please ask him for me what a 'Chupacabra" is? Thanks to Morse, another of my favourites, I now know what a "Chingadera' is, but that 'Chuppie' reference still eludes me! Does he keep one in h...
Myrtle Beach Fun Times
Sahib:
I recently moved here from New Delhi to get away from the heat, the crowds, the violence and slum dog millionaires. While it is true I have not met any Pakis since I have been here, I have to date not found a curry shop. Since being forced to exist on your cuisine of deep fried green tomatoes, oysters, pickles, chicken livers, pork chops and Krispy Cremes my fa...
Myrtle Beach Fun Times: Letters to the Editor Section.
Sir:
I totally agree with the new immigration laws. It is about time our lawmakers did something about the illegal alienation of affection, especially from those people from Argentina.
Sincerely,
Ginny Sanford
First Lady of SC (divorced)
Sir: I have been a life long motorcyclist and avid believer in not wearing a helmet. Af...
The search continues tonight after it was announced that a UK resident had claimed the $59.5M Euro Millions jackpot, but has refused to 'come clean' about his identity.
Meanwhile, the frenzy continues around a chip shop and pub in Portsmouth where supposedly the winning ticket was purchased by an unassuming man, a regular man by all accounts, and a man many think was the lucky winner.
"Liste...
Soon after International Reporter Earl Grey had completed the second leg of his quest to interview some of the world's freakiest political strongmen, he found himself in a twin engined float plane bound to Cuba from Curosol after ducking out from Venezuela and the maniacal Hugo Chavez.
As the WWII PBY droned on to his next assignment, Earl wondered what awaited him on the Communist Island lyi...
Intrepid Spoof Reporter Earl Grey, fresh off his historic interview with Vladimir Putin, managed to fly out of Russia in the nick of time, booking a hop on an almost empty return flight of a Venezuelan DC-3 Narcotics Plane.
Grey said the trip was mildly euphoric, due to cabin residue, but otherwise uncomfortable as he was forced to sit in a canvas sling and endure the cold as the WWII twin en...
The usually stern and threatening countenance of Russian Strong Man, and former KGB hit man Vladimir Putin dissolved into mirth today as he discussed the impending melt down of the EU with Spoof Correspondent Earl Grey on a live feed carried directly to what's left of the 'free' world.
Putin spoke through his interpreter as he discussed the recent crash of the Euro and the 16 member union's me...
Luther stared at his charts, now scrolled over 3 large blackboards. He felt a migraine coming on, popped 6 Tylenol caps, and tried to figure out the plot at Moorview which appeared to be running amok....too many looneys running around loose.
Luther, always an orderly man, decided to take the most important things first.
He had to deal with the 10 p.m. meeting with Lowton, revealing what he...
Soon after he had dispatched the slightly insane Dr. Phineas Barger, seen to the welfare of a well shaken up Eloise Altoids, and assured her of comfort later that evening, Luther retired to his room, carefully locked the door, retrieved his journal and then moved to the secret panel in the back of the closet.
Releasing the hidden latches, Luther pulled out a large black board on coasters which...
As Luther walked purposefully toward a little used, and lessor known obscure door in the back of the basement, his Rolex binged...5 minutes to meet his contact in back of the property skirting the woods, under the famous 'hanging tree', so named for the midnight executions undertaken almost a 100 years ago when Moorview dealt with unruly patients.
Luther pulled up his hood and secured his water...
Luther woke slightly out of sorts. He always slept soundly and with a clear conscience, but a disturbing vision kept recurring as he lay in the darkness of the early dawn, suddenly alert.
Clowns! That was it, Clowns! Why would he have dreamed about Clowns after a wonderful evening with Ms. Altoids had relaxed his mind, body and Spirit?
He shrugged off his thoughts, no matter, if it was impo...
The light from the full moon streamed into the small room through the colonial 12/12 paned windows, illuminating the sturdy antique institution desk.
In the corner was a neatly made up single bed, hospital corners sharply tucked in, the blanket pulled so tight you could bounce a quarter off it. Under the bed were four pair of shoes, a pair of cuddly rabbit slippers, a pair of penny loafers, t...
Rutledge,VT/ News from Suburban NY
CNBC's incessant talking head, known as 'Howdy Doody" by his detractors, took on former VT. Governor, and DNC Chairman Howard Dean in a post mortem discussion of the disastrous Massachusetts election which all but blew the Obama agenda off the US map.
Dean, the Vermont Governor for 5 two year terms, credited with balancing the budget 11 times and reducing...
On a crisp fall day, probably in a town like Georgetown, South Carolina, our aging writer, former athlete, man about town, now fallen on severe disrepair due to the irreversible process of aging, decided to buy a bicycle and return to the days of his infancy...yet one more brief step away from diapers and a life approaching full circle.
Finding that walking has now become a chore due to yet und...
A senior writer for TheSpoof.com, senior only because of his age, and no reflection on the amount of time he has appeared there, was urged to get a hearing test by his spouse, tired of getting no verbal response to normal conversation.
The writer, who figured she had nothing to complain about anyway, since he already took out the garbage, shopped for all the food, walked the dog, put gas in t...
Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8| Chapter 9 | Chapter 10
Bordello Falls Gazette editor, publisher, and paper boy Abel Rodriquez looked forlornly at his latest edition, down to 2 pages, with only a handful of advertisers.
"We either have to have a few more murders, a dirty political campaign for Mayor, or I'm going to have...
Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8| Chapter 9
Donkey Sally semi- sachayed down the winding staircase of the Apache Oasis Bar, his velvet clad spurs not making a sound as he placed his left boot on the bar rail, hawked a big one into the brass spittoon, and called for "Whiskey, you F**** Ponce!" to the imported Dudley bar keep...
The streets of Bordello Falls
Chapter Four
Sally deals in Death
Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three
The tumbleweeds blew aimlessly across the end less line of railroad tracks, the sun setting in the west, directly in the eyes of the stranger.
Setting side saddle on a hybrid Missouri Mule which stood at least 15 hands high, the dark stranger plodded on immune to the dust, the sun,...
Milton, Ma/ Genealogy News - This wealthy upper middle class town is awash today with the late breaking rumour that the State's first Black Governor is actually the half brother of the Nation's first Black President!
Students of genealogy and political history, said the similarities are too close not to lend credence to the story just now starting to come out from here- to- for sealed birth reg...