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Funny story:  Sex Change Not All It's Cracked Up to Be Says former UK Man Now a Lap Dancer in  Pattaya!

Sex Change Not All It's Cracked Up to Be Says former UK Man Now a Lap Dancer in Pattaya!

A former UK citizen who chose to change his gender in hopes of landing a better job, now says he has second thoughts about his new profession in Thailand where he toils nightly as an exotic dancer entertaining Germans. "I've always been a gay lad, but not in a gay way, I was just happy go lucky an that, but I got bored 'back 'ome', same old stuff night after night said "Ken," Out with the la...
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Funny story:  The Arrest , Interrogation  and Deification of  Reggie " The Ferret" Fosberry.

The Arrest , Interrogation and Deification of Reggie " The Ferret" Fosberry.

The following is the interrogation report of one Reggie "The Ferret" Fosberry, (SUBJECT) shortly after his arrest for Rioting, Looting, Possession of Stolen Property, Resisting Arrest with Violence, and Public Indecency. Subject was subdued after a short chase after he was witnessed to have thrown some masonry rubble through the store window of an Argos, entered same store, and before seen le...
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Funny story:  They're All Aboard! Biden, Brown, Calderon Announce Latest Amtrak Drug Induced Fantasy!

They're All Aboard! Biden, Brown, Calderon Announce Latest Amtrak Drug Induced Fantasy!

After losing billions of dollars since it's inception, the Government Railroad (GR), otherwise known in Washington Speak as Amtrak, has finally come up with a way to turn a profit thanks to the leadership of California Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown! In a joint press conference in Sacramento, Governor Brown, Biden, and Mexico's president Felipe Calderon announced they would be linking Mexico...
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Funny story:  Theresa May Authorizes Water Pistols to MET Riot Control Officers: 7500 Call In Sick !

Theresa May Authorizes Water Pistols to MET Riot Control Officers: 7500 Call In Sick !

Home Secretary Theresa May appeared to anger many in London yesterday after refusing to authorize the use of water cannon as mobs continued to loot and burn down many historical sites in the city and surrounding suburbs leaving homeowners and business owners to fend for themselves. The Home Secretary denied reports she is lobbying to replace EU Rep Barrenness Arsecrass by her restrained actions...
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Funny story:  Life Sucks: Dim Wit Forced to Pay $15.95 for 15 Watt Politically Mandated  Bulb

Life Sucks: Dim Wit Forced to Pay $15.95 for 15 Watt Politically Mandated Bulb

I try to be as environmentally sensitive as the next guy. I do turn off my lights on the beach so as not to disturb nesting turtles, I don't keep a light burning outside my house all night so as to disturb those less fortunate than me from practicing their trade of rifling cars for food money, I lower my high beams as a courtesy to approaching vehicles, and I rather fancy watching TV in the Dark.
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Funny story:  Life Still Sucks But My Vacuum Doesn't! The Day my Dyson Died!

Life Still Sucks But My Vacuum Doesn't! The Day my Dyson Died!

After a long battle involving overwhelming odds, my 8 year old vacuum cleaner finally succumbed to clogged arteries, dust allergies, a slipped clutch, and two worn out fan belts, all blamed on inattention to detail, lack of service and indifference on the part of its handler. Purchased not quite a decade ago to help combat the daily shedding of our Golden Retriever, at outrageous cost, the st...
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Funny story:  Twenty-Seven  Really Is The  Loneliest Number!

Twenty-Seven Really Is The Loneliest Number!

Continuing a trend amongst some of this generation's earliest departures from earth, Amy Winehouse's name was added to a growing list of Super Novas in the murky, distorted world of rock and roll fame this week. The 27 year old singer songstress with the big voice and quirky style was found dead of an apparent drug overdose in her apartment, an end not altogether shocking after 4 years of...
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Funny story:  High School Musical 4: Obama Thought He Was Running for Class President!

High School Musical 4: Obama Thought He Was Running for Class President!

As the US economy continues to fizzle amidst contentious debates and diatribes drawn along party lines in the US, one thing about the Obama presidency has been made abundantly clear, being the President of the world's largest and most powerful country is not the same as being elected to the high school class presidency! We all know the popular class president from our school days, the kid who...
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Funny story:  US Cyclist Supports Amsterdam Nutcase Challenge to Raise Money for the Illiterate!

US Cyclist Supports Amsterdam Nutcase Challenge to Raise Money for the Illiterate!

It was 22.06.2011, 2400 hours when under a full moon, a balmy breeze, and after a quick pull out from a well tanned and willing wench, the silence of Mallory Square in Key West, Fl, USA was rendered with the sudden throbbing of two opposed unmuffled cylinders from a restored 1969 R69S BMW touring bike cranked over by a black leather clad man on a mission....the UK/US Cycling Charity Challenge w...
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Funny story:  Downeast Maine Fisherman Confirms: Bin Laden 'dead as a Hake!'

Downeast Maine Fisherman Confirms: Bin Laden 'dead as a Hake!'

The Bangor, ME Daily News has confirmed, albeit a week late, that Osama Bin Laden is indeed dead and resting in a watery grave quoting local man Daryl McFaddon as the source. I caught up with that local man, Daryl McFaddon, he being of the McFaddon clan mostly bred and bedded on Beals Island, whilst he was indulging in a 'mess of smelts' he was frying up on his cook stove somewhere on 'paper...
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Funny story:  Shocking Inside Look at Bin Laden Take Down: Obama So Paralyzed with Fear and Indecision          Panetta Made the Decision in Palace Coup!

Shocking Inside Look at Bin Laden Take Down: Obama So Paralyzed with Fear and Indecision Panetta Made the Decision in Palace Coup!

Power brokers inside the White House, said to be so fed up with Obama's procrastinating and reliance on Chicago Slum Lord Valerie Jarrett, who based her advice only in terms of a re election campaign, bi passed the President and set the wheels in motion for the final take down of Bin Laden! The coup, for that is exactly what it was, was spear headed by a frustrated Hillary Clinton who backed C...
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Funny story:  John Peurach Named Spoof Op Ed Writer, Gets Whole Section to Himself!

John Peurach Named Spoof Op Ed Writer, Gets Whole Section to Himself!

Holy Written Grail, or in other words, verbose, erudite Left Coast Writer John Peurach, was informed today by Spoof.Com editorial spokesman, editor, publisher and payroll supervisor, Sir Marcus Looftoon, that he would be spearheading the brand new Spoof Op Ed section of the daily on line tabloid. Peurach, who has garnered a spoof cult following in recent months due to his studied and lengthly...
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Funny story:  Presidential Priorities, Political Correctness  & Crime and Justice in the US

Presidential Priorities, Political Correctness & Crime and Justice in the US

Most law abiding, hard working, tax paying citizens, and even sports fans were scratching their heads this week after it was revealed that a President under Siege could take the time to praise a billionaire Democratic fund raiser for hiring a convicted felon who served time for the horrendous crimes involved with the abuse, maiming and death of dogs. President Obama, while claiming victory in...
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Funny story:  Hot  Spoof Reporter Goes One on One With Hamid Karzai!

Hot Spoof Reporter Goes One on One With Hamid Karzai!

In the continued absence of crack Spoof Investigative reporter Earl Grey, still missing and presumed either dead, incarcerated or under going a messy divorce from Russian Spy Anna Chapman, The Spoof called upon Crack Female Reporter Chistianana Imahohre to face off with Afghan strongman, Hamid Karzai. Christianana reports as follows filing from Dubai: I was ushered into President Karzai's l...
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Funny story:  Below Decks Chapter 26: Gunga Din Reports in on the  Pissgums!

Below Decks Chapter 26: Gunga Din Reports in on the Pissgums!

As I sit at my beach side table here on the sand of the Virgins, back to the coconut palms, facing the gently lapping sea watching the sun set on yet another day on what used to be HM's Realm, nostalgia overwhelms me as I review Birbee's tale of Riches earned from Religion, and his ultimate fate of being laid low by an ungrateful WAG. Ah Birbee. First to discover the internet and make it pay.
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Funny story:  Below Decks: Legends In our Own Minds Revisited. Chapter 24

Below Decks: Legends In our Own Minds Revisited. Chapter 24

The heretofore unedited, unpublished chapter 23 of Below Decks written by the uncircumcised Cook, Skoob, suddenly appearing in Twitter Space, has created an unprecedented demand for "MORE" and presented a huge dilemma for me, Morse, Captain of the Buggerall, now retired on half pension and declared redundant. "More tits, more booty, more blood, groping , grogging, lashes & keel hauling,...
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Funny story:  Public service announcement: New  US Internet Scam Targets Spoofers!

Public service announcement: New US Internet Scam Targets Spoofers!

There is a new internet scam originating in the United States that is now targeting gullible Spoofers and as the designated Spoof Investigator I am taking this opportunity to put all of my fellow writers on FULL ALERT to fend off the nefarious scheme. I was alerted to the scheme after being forwarded the enclosed e-mail by Canadian Spoofer/Proctologist Victor Nicholas who was unable to verify i...
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Funny story:  Chapter 14: Escape from Reality & Recall to Duty!

Chapter 14: Escape from Reality & Recall to Duty!

Carina, back to her normal self, tough and in charge, provided a moment of reason to the frenzied, hyperactive, collection of self styled Spoofers: "Hey, PEOPLE! Get a grip on yourselves here...now is the time to think clearly and come up with a well organized plan of escape, and a method to finally get to the bottom of this and bring The Oracle to Light!" "But how do we do that Carina,"said...
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Funny story:  Nostalgia Recaptured: Hard of Hearing Aging Cynic Takes to the Road  in Last Hurrah!

Nostalgia Recaptured: Hard of Hearing Aging Cynic Takes to the Road in Last Hurrah!

What do you do when life starts to catch up with you? When you have trouble hearing the dialogue in award winning movies on TV...when after sitting too long your knees ache and when you move the creaking wakes the dog? What do you do when after reading all the latest news you think it can't get any worse....and then it does? What do you do when you start a round of golf with 4 pars and a...
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Funny story:  Born to Spoof: Chapter 2

Born to Spoof: Chapter 2

Jumping from Chapter 1, #3 disappeared between the beaded curtain, leading into...I know not what. Taking a deep breath, I started to follow, brazenly brushing aside the cheap plastic beads when a grizzled hand grabbed me round the throat, and pushed me up against the wall. As the pressure released, only slightly mind you, I was able to refocus and found myself looking into the demented ey...
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Funny story:  Downeaster News: Hot Breaking Snippets from Coastal Maine #3

Downeaster News: Hot Breaking Snippets from Coastal Maine #3

Rogue Black Flies Escape from Lab, Impregnate Mt. Desert Tourist! A biological nightmare was unleashed on this unsuspecting downeast tourist center when a group of sexually aggressive Black Flies managed to escape from Jackson Lab when a technician was twittering on her cell phone and forgot to latch the door to the Super Secret CIA testing center. The flies were in their fifth generation of...
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Funny story:  Downeaster News: Hot Breaking Snippets from Coastal Maine #2

Downeaster News: Hot Breaking Snippets from Coastal Maine #2

Raging Bear Attacks House of Noted Outdoorsman and Lives! Tunk Lake Road, Somewhere in Downeast Maine. There was a near tragedy to the professional painting community early this morning which was narrowly avoided when a crazed 450 pound brown bear attacked the home of Willard Hardy and was driven off with out suffering a scratch. Willard also survived the confrontation, but said he was lef...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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