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Funny story:  Wain Cucumber Proud to be a Pariah

Wain Cucumber Proud to be a Pariah

Fast Sprinkler Wain Cucumber has spoken out about his revived chance to enter in the 2012 London Cucumber Olympics, due to his lifetime drug ban by the BOA(Ban Old Athletes, being overturned by the CAS(Cucumber Appreciation Society) He said it had taken years to develop his Cucumber Body by eating Spanish Grunt and digital enhancing using Clinford Christel's lunch pack, He said the drugs u...
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